June 07, 2006

for first-timers

Considering the hype that has surrounded this year's World Cup, and in the interest of nurturing the interest of new footy fans, I would like to make a public service announcement.

This is what the World Cup looks like:

First-time footy fans are advised to pay special attention to the commentary while watching match telecasts, in order to learn the game.

In the event that your commentator is Hasbullah Awang or Shebby "If I Were Sir Alex" Singh, then first-time footy fans should remember that whatever those guys say are 50% bollocks and 50% ripped off from Sky Sports.

We hope that calls for a penalty after a foul in the centre circle can be reduced with our public service announcements.

By the way, it's football, not soccer. Get it right.


No comments: