March 25, 2009
March 21, 2009
March 18, 2009
In yet another stroke of genius, the club has also apparently decided to use the player in a simultaneous goalkeeper/outfield player position, seeing as current keeper Edwin Van The Suck was more fascinated in watching the ball go in the net on Saturday than he was in saving it.
This technical outfield advancement follows their previous success in incorporating volleyball into the game, and underlines Menchesthair.United's desire to bring the game forward. Reports that Sepp Bladder was considering incorporating this new move into FIFA's rules were unfounded at press time.
Now behold, Men.United's new Malaysian player!
In addition to the bonus of having a fehmes blogger in their team, Menchesthair.United can also celebrate the induction of yet another bandwagonist fan into their midst, this time pinching one of Chelsea's:
And in other news, and also in the spirit of flogging a dead horse or merely pretending to be a broken record, there have been rumors that Real Madrid are preparing a lawsuit against Men.United for allegedly refusing to return their players after Saturday's game.
However, this accusation has apparently been shot down. According to Men.United fan extraordinaire Vincent, the accusation that their team had pinched Madrid's players for the game was absurd.
In his own words, "Don't be silly. Real Madrid didn't score."
March 16, 2009
Heck, you may win all the cups in the world
But we would still celebrate like we've won our 6th CL
because the fact remains:
Liverpool not only won the double (hoo yeah)
March 07, 2009
I can see a movie coming out soon. As a tribute to the man who can cross a ball. Who needs to start thinking of retirement in a few years. Buncit like Beckham.
I guess that is what happens when you go on a burger and beer diet.
Photo stolen from the Beebs.
March 05, 2009
OK, by know you guys should know what happened yesterday. But according to some report, check out the beauty of the exchange below...
Ronaldo: You're a rubbish footballer.
Taylor: At least I'm not ugly.
Ronaldo: But you're a rubbish footballer.
Taylor: I know, but you're still ugly.
The mother of all comebacks? LOL. No wonder he plays for Newcattle.
In fact, he was so inconsolable that Steve Bennet and Rio Ferdinand had to send him to a Turkish Bath to stop the irritating crying and whining.
March 04, 2009
March 02, 2009
WHAT??!!?? Newcattle on Wednesday??!! Shite, now I'm scared.