June 30, 2007

LFC Old Boys Reunion

Hamann, Carra, Danny Murphy, Fowler, Gerrard, an unnamed drag queen, Jamie Redknapp, Cisse, Gary McAllister (!), Kewell, Owen.

(Click on pix for bigger image. From OK! I think)

June 29, 2007

Bye Garcia, Hi Torres

Oh FUCK. Rafa just blew his transfer kitty on one kid.

Ok granted, the kid is Fernando Torress, but still, fucking 27 million pounds PLUS our ONLY flair player Luis Garcia is NOT A GOOD DEAL OK????????

£27m Torres heading for Anfield as Benítez makes striking move

Liverpool and Atlético Madrid have agreed a deal to take Fernando Torres to Anfield. Liverpool will pay fractionally less than the €40m (£27m) buy-out clause Torres has at the Vicente Calderón, leaving the 23-year-old striker to finalise personal terms before the move goes ahead. Neither side anticipates major difficulties in closing the deal, with Liverpool understanding that any percentage of the transfer fee due to Torres must be paid by Atlético.

At that price, The Kid better fucking delvier. we don't have a very good record with Spanish strikers. remember Morientes?

Fuck fuck fuck.

Oh well, it IS A big buy. The first significant buy of the season. Let's just hope he didn't blow ALL his money on this kid...

June 28, 2007

let the bashing commence

Yes, yes...

Quit bitching about how an uneventful summer it has been, and the lack of posts on HantuBola. The thing is Manyoo have signed a couple of wonderkids which I am funnily enough not very excited about because watching video footages of those two kids, they remind me of Cristiano Ronaldo when he first came to Manyoo. An exciting SOLO player which can get very frustrating when you need them to pass but they try to take on the whole defence single handedly.

And Chelsea....well Chelsea hasn't been doing jackshite. It seems Roman is getting bored...

Then you have the Arsenal situation with the Oh-so-smug captain leaving. Again, non-issue topics are boring so we chose not to really talk about that...

Speaking of non-issues, I hope Thaksin finally gets to buy over Manchester Shitty Cithai. I can see Kiatisuk 'Zico' Senamuang doing some sort of promotional thing already...

And then you have Real Madrid, with a boardroom full of the biggest assholes in ANY corporate organisation. Four years ago, they sacked Vicente del Bosque (and Fernando Hierro - possibly the best Real defender of the modern generation) after he won the league. Today, the sacked Capello as a reward for winning their first league title since then..

Then finally, we have our favourite Scum club. After all the promises of big name signings, they have signed....er.....I forgot their unimportant names. By the way, Fernando Torres, if he comes to England next year, he will be my choice for Flop of the Season. Don't be so quick to rule me out, since I correctly predicted Shevchenko to flop while everybody was singing praises...

But still, those weren't exciting enough topics to get me to start blogging about football.....until I saw a particular headline:


This leads me to think that Rafael is perhaps annoyed with his keepers doing this..

shame on you if you can't remember this classic moment

So, he has instead settled for a keeper that does this:

June 26, 2007

What you get when a non-gooner writes a tribute about an (ex) gooner

Yes yes, Henry, you're off to Barca, you left Arsenal we know that alrady can you stop whining about how everything changed when Dein left and Wenger is not commited and must not leave and that the board does not support you and that Dein was hard done by and that Wenger would probably go and follow you out of the club that you so fervantly swore not to leave because you 'could never leave arsenal' but then no you've gone to Barcelona and saying that you always wanted to join Barca even though you know they fucking screwed you over in last years CL final and thats why you want to join them because you know that if you stayed with arsenal you'd probably get screwed by Barca or Liverpool or some other team and even Liverpool could kick Barca out of the CL and Arsenal couldn't and you're bitter so now you want to complain about Dein and DEin and Dein like you were bedmates with him or something and you're already in Barca for fucking 16 million pounds only and thats a steal ok Barca trying to form their own galactico club is it don't they already have Messi Ronaldinho Eto'o Gudjohnsen why they need another striker for and Arsenal are screwed because their strikers are useless Adebayor always-injured Van Pussy and Kid Walcott and no one else can score like Henry can so Jeevs here is your tribte to Henry I wrote this in five minutes Henry was the greatest but he chickened out and this is what you get when you ask a non-gooner to write a tribute to the greatest gooner player ever you get this piece of shit post that has no coherency and not even a fucking comma or noktah but who cares it's all about the Henry right so here you go the longest ever sentence in Hantu Bola history and thank you Henry for the cool goals but thank god you're gone now Arsenal will be an even bigger non-issue or as someone said since Henry put the issue in 'non-issue' that means Arsenal are a 'non' now hahaha oh here it is I found my noktah so I'll bugger off now ta.

Spotted in a gay club in Hamburg

Miss Pinkie Summer of 2007

June 13, 2007


Rejoice, All ye Sheffield United fans (wherever the hell you are)!!!!!!

Rejoice, for on this day, in this GLORIOUS AGE OF MEN, You have a MAN OF GONDOR, a bona fide member of the FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING leading your charge against the Evil hoardes of the Tevez-loving FA!

No longer shall those vile Hammers rejoice in the light of the Premiership!

No longer shall the Tevez Affair overshadow your glorious yet relegated club!

All hail BOROMIR!!!!

Actor Bean leads Sheffield United march on Parliament

Actor Sean Bean, the TV face of fictional Napoleonic soldier Richard Sharpe, will lead a delegation of Sheffield United fans in a Parliamentary protest over the Carlos Tevez affair on Wednesday.

Oh wait, didn't he DIE in LOTR? doesn't bode well for Shefield, does it? eheh...

June 05, 2007

Heskey + Bramble = Wigan Relegation

WIGAN ATHLETIC are now officially my favorites for relegation next season...


Because after just managing to get out of relegation and already having Emile Heskey on their books, they decided to do THIS:

Wigan sign Bramble and Sibierski

A collective groan could be heard around Wigan after Chris Hutchings snapped up Titus Bramble and Antoine Sibierski.

Now all they need are Djimi Trore, Pascal Cygan and Jean Alieu Boumsong to make it a complete set.

There's a happy little Anttyk out there right now.