First we were friends
Then we became lovers
"I have disconnected myself from West Ham and signed a contract with Liverpool.
"I can consider myself a Red Devil. It’s now just up to the Premier League to authorise me to play, something I believe should happen because it was they who made the appeal to FIFA to allow me to move clubs. I hope the situation is resolved as soon as possible."
(Crowd: Thunderous roar and deafening foot stamping)Will you join me in this virtuous effort?