March 30, 2008

ESBN news FLash: Fat Frank Day of Deflected Goals

SOMEWHERE IN INGERLUND: Plucky fourth-place contenders Arsenal fought back from two goals down to mighty Bolting Relegators to win 3-2, thanks to a deflected goal by Ceh Fab-bagus.

In fact, There were so many deflected goals on the day that if Chelski had been playing on Saturday, Fat Frank Lampar would have gotten TWO hattricks.

In other news, other teams that eyeris hates also won. Bah.

This has been an ESBN news flash brought to you on eyeris' iPod touch, which is a pain in the ass to blog with so I shall stop now. More updates might come later depending on how the merseyside derby goes tonight.

March 24, 2008

don't blame mashimaro

1) How many of you actually think he asked, "Excuse me, Mr Bennet, but I would like to know what happened?"

2) Did anybody notice how Rio Ferdinand was booked for a rubbish non-foul, and wanted to go to the referee and complain, but then a light bulb lit up and he walked away?

3) Liverpool were rubbish. 10 men regardless. Manyoo had 5 or 6 one-on-one situations. All of them because the ball was played behind Carragher and Skrtel.

4) Speaking of whom, Shebby called Skrtel 'The New Vidic'. HAHAHA! I couldn't expect him to talk sense all the time. He was on a good roll before this, though.

5) Stop blaming Reina, can? Yes, he fucked up two goals, but he also saved 6 one-on-one attempts.

6) Bennet is incompetant. If he had given Rooney a penalty and shown Carragher a red card in the 6th minute, we wouldn't be having this argument.

7) What's your excuse for letting Wes Brown score with the back of his neck?

8) We all know Ronaldo doesn't do well against big teams. Does this mean Liverpool are no longer a big team?

9) Where was Stevie Me the whole game?

10) Please stop taking all the fun away from my gloating by blaming the referee.



Kthxbai.

thanks for coming


Come again next year, yeah? LOL

Photo stolen from where else...

p.s. who else thinks Adebayor's new haircut makes him look like Kunta Kinte? Of Roots?

watudu?

Haiyor, 14 men against 10 men, watudu???
Samore Reina even let WES BROWN score also...
Oh look, it's Steve Cipet Bennet again.
I wonder how many times he let Fergie fuck him in the ass.



PS: And yes, Mashimaro was an idiot.
PSS: Want more hard-hitting commentary on Cipet Bennet? go read Lily's post.

March 11, 2008

Shebby's quotes of the week

When talking about who Rafa will start with in Liverpool's game against Inter:

No, Steve. If Rafa leaves out Torres, he's not shooting himself in the foot. He's shooting himself in the head.

When talking about Sepp Blatter's idea of dealing with dangerous tackles by banning footballers for life and pressing charges against them:

Well, that's Sepp Blatter. 50 ideas a day, 51 of them bad.

Ladies and gentlemen, please give a big round of applause for Malaysia's best pundit, by far.

Seriously.

March 09, 2008

Message from President Eyeris

President Eyeris, who is out of the country to form Malaysia's 15th state, has asked me to convey the following message, which I'm reproducing verbatim.


BEST RESULTS OF THE NIGHT


Samy 0 - 1 Opposition
Barney 1 - 0 Chelski
Potty 1 - 0 Manure


Gayhahahahhahahahhahhahahahhaha



p/s: Cilakak Carra sepak kaki Owen


UNDERDOG OPPOSITION SCORE SHOCK UPSET

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Barnsley and Portsmouth, that is...

heheh.

p/s. On another note, Makkal Sakti.

March 06, 2008

I <3 Arsenal

Firstly, since I hardly blog much elsewhere anymore and every young Msian are like so caught up with the election campaigns and whatnot, what's up with the withdrawal of the indelible ink? I smell something......*sniffs*

Secondly, 2-0 to Arsenal lifted up my mood for the week or rather the month because I'm sick for the second time already. Work stress? Bacterial infection? Weather change? I'm bloody annoyed. Best line of the week came from Naz when he picked me up for work, "Ok...something to cheer you up. Arsenal won 2-0!!"

My favourite pic because it's so heartwarming.


Ok, last post for a very long time. I mean, since the boys aren't populating the site with more post...I figured a good girly rant would be great here. Any bachelors interested in a rough tough tough woman with really slitty eyes? I will pay you money if you can make her more human.

Yours Lovingly,
S-Kay