You know all those stupid gossip headlines written by hacks in UK papers about how this team is buying this player, and how 'dressing room sources' give them all those juciy news? Well Gigi Salmon of Chelsea TV decided to find out exactly who all these dressing room sources are...
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. To quote Football365: "Gigi Salmon, we love you".
Speaking of presenters, did anyone catch the post-match analysis of the game last night? Who was that annoying portly, fat bastard sitting on the far right, dissing the Liverpool kids by saying 'they won't go far' and predicting that Arsenal would win 3-0? I never knew anyone could be more annoying than Steve McMahon, but there you go.
C'mon Roy, you can't SERIOUSLY think this was the 'best performance' so far? If you really do, then you are CLEARLY out of your depth.
70 minutes in, 2-0 down, and you STILL don't make any changes? WTF!
Lucas: Crap. Worse than George's Star Wars prequels Maxi: Is that a maxi dress you're wearing? Because you play like a PUSSY. Mereles: Stop shooting from 40 yards out you bloody fool. Torres: Not strong enough to play lone striker (look at Yakubu) Gerrard: ran a lot, couldn't do much Carra: Definitely not an attacking wing-back. Konchesky: Crap. At least Insua could run fast. Reina, Skrtel & Kyrikos Kebab: Without them we'd have lost 5-0. Joe Cole: He was playing?
Enough is enough. At this rate we might as well get rid of the ENTIRE first team and play the juniors instead. At least THEY would actually make an EFFORT.
Or as a friend put it: "Put on the Liverpool lawyers instead. At least THEY'VE got a lot more fight in them than THIS lot."
The board of Liverpool has agreed to sell the club to the US owners of the Boston Red Sox baseball team following an extraordinary boardroom wrangle that revealed the splits at the highest level of one of English football's most celebrated insitutions.
WTF, from two Yanks to another Yank? Sigh....
OK, let's look at this another way. Will this New England Sports Ventures thing wipe out the debt that Gillette and Hicks incurred? If so, that's already a positive sign. But whether or not NESV has the funds to invest in the team further is another matter. But at least there's no more pressure on the finances (well, not as much anyway) and we won't be forced to sell stars like Torres at a cut-price just because we need the money.
Though I'm still not convinced that Roy Hodgson is the manager to bring us forward.
DEAR DUMBFUCK SAGGY-FACED DIPSHIT YANKS WHO DROVE RAFA OUT AND ARE EDGING US CLOSER TO BANKRUPTCY. THANKS FOR HIRING ROY HODGSON TO GET US OUT OF THE RELEGATION ZONE AND WIN US THE EUROPA CUP. And for letting him buy Poulsen, who is actually worse than Lucas.
Dammit. Should have won that one. Why didn't Reina wear his cap to block out the sun? Cibai. And there I was going on and on About how "In Reina We Trust, In Almunia we HAHAHA" I think I jinxed him. GAH. Oh well, letting in an own goal is bad, But surely conceding to NGOG is infinitely more embaressing? And against TEN MEN samore. As Sashi put it, we took off one guy, And gave you a goal, And you STILL couldn't win. LOL Oh well, the team looks a lot more solid this season at least. Bring on the Citeh!