July 07, 2011

Are The Everton Jersey makers colour blind?

Remember this abomination Everton came up with last season?




They've decided to limit the humiliation to just their goalkeeper alone:



Now, go check out Guardian's compilation of worst dressed goalkeepers EVER.

April 18, 2011

You're Being Silly! Stop Being Silly!

You know all those stupid gossip headlines written by hacks in UK papers about how this team is buying this player, and how 'dressing room sources' give them all those juciy news? Well Gigi Salmon of Chelsea TV decided to find out exactly who all these dressing room sources are...



Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. To quote Football365: "Gigi Salmon, we love you".

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Speaking of presenters, did anyone catch the post-match analysis of the game last night? Who was that annoying portly, fat bastard sitting on the far right, dissing the Liverpool kids by saying 'they won't go far' and predicting that Arsenal would win 3-0? I never knew anyone could be more annoying than Steve McMahon, but there you go.

February 16, 2011

February 07, 2011

FERNANDO WHO???!!???



TORRES 0 - 1 LIVERPOOL

MUAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!
You can take our El Nino,
BUT YOU CAN'T STOP THE RAUUUULLLLLLL!


*Victory dance*

Oh, and didya see Agger socking him one IN DA FACE? HAHAHAHA!

February 03, 2011

Gay Neville in Memory


Gary and Ginger
Together
Forever.

- The End -


Who's gonna kiss Ginger IF he scores again?

January 10, 2011

'Nuff Said



Nice Dive, Berbatosser.

Haih. Watudu. 10 men vs 12 men. At least we don't have to look at Woy's forlorn, clueless face in the dugout anymore.