July 29, 2008

Arsenal Rocks Phuket

Look what Jinjang Jane and Joe discovered.....

Me : Is Arsenal very big in Thailand?
Thai SA : Yes...very....my brother blablablabalbalabla
Me : Ohh...Manchester United and Chelsea?
Thai SA : No no...Arsenal....Arsenal...

Kop Khun Kha, we love you Phuket. We love you Arsenal. We love you Thailand.

July 25, 2008

Eh? Liverpool Bongok?

Actually I mis-read the headline on one of our favourite "serious" football news websites. Intentionally. Or force of habit, perhaps.

I want to say he looks like the fler from the Harold & Kumar movies. But I haven't made up my mind yet. Here's a little desccription of The Ngok who's just signed for Liverpool:

The Anfield club described the forward as "one of the brightest young talents in French football" and "lightening quick", although Ngog, the cousin of the former Newcastle defender Jean-Alain Boumsong, managed just one goal in 18 matches for PSG last season...


Cousin of Boumsong.
One goal in 18 matches.


July 11, 2008

ESBN: Christy Ronaldo Remakes Britney Spears Hit!

SOMEWHERE IN INGERLUND: Adolf's favorite player Christina Ronaldoidoi took a stab at pop stardom today, as he announced today that he will be releasing a single soon - a remake of Britney Spears classic pop song entitled "I'm A Slave 4 MU'.

Recorded with a distinctive Spanish flavour to it, the single is likely to be well-received all over England, except one tiny spot on the map called Old Trafficlight. It is also likely to be a big hit in Spain, especially in Madrid.

Doi Doi was inspired to release the single after KFIFAC head honcho Special Platter singled him out as a slave to the American Major Premier League Soccer team. Abraham Lincoln could not be reached for comment at this time.

Rumours that a poor man's Michael Jackson named Nani will sing backup vocals on the single were also unfounded at press time.

July 06, 2008

malcolm glazer wouldn't be pleased

Picture stolen from Malaysiakini: