July 12, 2006

what really happened

HantuBola have hired the services of a lip-reader to figure out once and for all what Materazzi said to Zidane in the 20th minute of extra time last Sunday. The following is what our lip reader has come up with.

M: Bro, I bet ten thousand euros you'll get a red card in this match.
Z: You kayu, you're going to lose your money-lah dey.
M: Help me out-lah Bro, I owe money from last season's Serie A.
Z: No way macha; unless you give me a cut.
M: Aiya, I give you 5 percent-lah, can?
Z: Hmmm... can-lah.

The rest, as the cliche goes, is history.

Oh, you think our lip reader fucked up? It's not as if any of the other lip readers got their interpretations right.


[photo taken from BBC Sports]

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