Overused quotes in player transfers

When a player moves to a 'bigger' club, he would say.....

• 'It is a dream come true'....

• 'I have always wanted to come play for this club'....

• 'This is the best club in the world'....

• 'I've supported this club since I was a little boy'....

• 'This club has the best players in the world'....

• 'It has such an illustrious history, this club'....

• 'The manager is the best in the world'....

• 'The fans here are fantastic and are very passionate about football'....

• 'The league is the best in the world'....

Future quotes

• 'The showers are the best in the world'...

• 'The boys here have a fantastic sense of underwear fashion'...

• 'The "mood" in the changing room is "electric"...'

• 'My pet cat likes it here'....

• 'The fans here are the sexiest. Even the females!'...

• 'My parents always wanted me to get more money to buy them more stuff'...

• 'My wife/girlfriend/mistress/granny lover/boyfriend promised me more 'lucky nights"...'.

• 'Benchwarming is a noble profession'.