- The first few seconds started brilliantly. Then as we crossed the 1 minute mark, it was like there was not enough oxygen in the Barn.
- You wonder why you are huffing and puffing while your teamates keep on running.
- You wonder if the massu... female trio on the bench are secretly recording your pathetic state of fitness.
- You bail out after approximately 4-5 minutes, seeking more oxygen...while sitting on the bench.
- It suddenly seemed like a rational idea to bail.
Maybe I should go and get something more comfortable (like proper futsal shoes) for the next session. I bet it would perform better than my Reebok running shoes.
Here is a tip. Exercise 3 times a week prior to a session of futsal. Then maybe when you are fit, you can boast like a certain 'lubricant' on how you can play futsal today and badminton the next day.
And if you are lucky, you suddenly may find yourself doing the Jogo Bonito like this random dude...
.... Otherwise you might be nursing an injury during your budget meeting at work. Ouch.