We were supposed to come up with this list ages ago, after the regular football season had ended, but I guess everyone got caught up with work and other stuff. Anyway, this first Hantu Bola Awards thingy was suggested by Simon, with ideas contributed by me, Vincent and Tigerjoe.
Now, without further ado, I present to you....
The 1st Hantu Bola Awards - Winners list
GENERAL AWARDS:
The Wenger "I didn't see it" Award: Martin "PLAY IT CARRICK! PLAY IT! PLAY IT!" Jol
The Chop Souey Award for Worst Manager: A tie between Graeme "Chop" Souness and Mick "15 points" McCarthy
The Henchoz Award for Best Goalkeeping by an Outfield Player: Kolo Toure
The Gary Neville Volleyball Player of the Year Award: Didier "Sly Hands" Drogba
The Fu Mingxia Award for best Diver: Arjen "WHEE!" Robben
The Alexi Lalas award for worse hairstyles: Djibril "Bleached idiot" Cisse & Harry "Pansy" Kewell
The Gui'Varch Award for Best name with an Aposthrophe: Franck Songo'o (Portsmouth)
The Carrol-Garcia Award for most controversial 'non-goal': Didier "Disallowed Hand of God" Drogba, vs Fulham
The Winston Bogarde Bench Warming Award: Ruud "What the hell am I doing here?" Van Nistelrooy
The Ipswich Award for most over-achieving team: Wigan Athletic
The Veron Biggest Waste of money award: Jonathan "Madrid has nice hospitals" Woodgate
The Stupidest Goal Award: Didier "Fall over and finish with my shin" Drogba
The Djibril Cisse Best Broken Leg Award: Alan "OUCH" Smith
Best impersonation of a goal-post: Peter Crouch
Best Excuse for Defeat: Martin "IT WAS THE LASAGNA!" Jol
ACTING AWARDS:
Best Solo Performance in a Comedy defending Role: Jean Alain Boumsong
Best Performance in a Dramatic Role: Arjen "ME THROAT! ME THROAT!" Robben
Best Ensemble in a comedy defending role: Rio Ferdinand & Edwin Van Der Sar
Best Ensemble in a comedy Attacking role: Thierry Henry & Robert Pires in THAT penalty farce
SPECIAL AWARDS:
Winner of the Michael Owen Prize for the player who moves to a "bigger" club in the same season his former club makes the Champions League final: Patrick Vieira
Winner of the I'm The Man Trophy for the single most influential individual act during a match that pretty much decided the result: Steven Gerrard's 50 metre backpass, versus Arsenal at HIghbury
This is by no means a definite final list. Anyone with anymore ideas on what to add to the list, do comment below. :D
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