Why you should go to the HantuBola Kickabout

Ladies, Gentlemen and Scouse Scum,

Allow me to amplify why you should go to the Hantubola Kickabout today (3rd August, Thursday) at Footy Futsal, Taman Megah from 8 to 9pm).

• You can get fit.
• You get to rub shoulders (and more) with the Head Hantus/Hantu Keciks/usual commentators/anybody.
• It's not everyday you get to see Eyeris imitate Frank Lampard (of World Cup fame).
• It's not everyday you get to witness Din (me!) rugby tackle somebody while playing futsal.
• Hey, when was the last time YOU ran?
• If you don't want to play, you can accompany the benchwarmers and witness the awesomeness of those playing on the court.
• Majulah Sukan untuk Negara.
• We are all very hot and sexy.................... Ok, maybe just hot. And sweaty.
• If you don't come, the HantuBola Ghost in the header above will haunt you in your dreams for the rest of your miserable life.

Aiyah, come lah, don't be shy shy lah....