John Terry - Harlo! Who that ah? Posh Spice ah? David there or not?
Posh Spice - (fake Spanish accent) er, hello. David? let me check if he's still crying alone in the corner.
John - It's ok. i'll wait... la di da...
(Posh Spice can be heard shouting something about 'Tom & Jerry on the phone')
David Beckham - *sniff, sniff* 'Ello?
John - WAH! You got see the match or not?! We won FOUR JILO ah! I got score one ar!!! Some i CAPTAIN, you know...
David - *mumble, mumble, KNNCCB, sniff*
John - I TELL YOU ah, so beautiful my goal ah? You got TIVO the match or not?! Some more we play so good ah, you didn't play also very good...blah...blah...
David - *gripe, gripe, go-and-die-la-mcClaren-and-you, mumble, sniff*
John - Some more ah Greece EUROPEAN Champions ah, blah blah
David - *CLICK* (hangs up) *swears some more using the 4 Spanish swear words he knows*
****** (FIVE MINUTES LATER) *******
Posh Spice - DAVID, honey, are you still hiding under Brooklyn's bed sucking your thumb? Some bloke named Bitter Couch is on the phone...!
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