You made millions of magpies (and broke one hot scouser chick's heart) very, very happy on August 31, 2005.
But, disaster struck on June 20, 2006.
We will be missing him for a whole season!!! See? He looks so kesian.
Meanwhile, our forward line attractiveness factor has plumetted. Big time. From this dapper fellow:
To this: O_0
And, potentially this (mak oii...):
Tell me, how are we going to attract the chicks now? No hot chick would want to be a Toon fan now... No Japanese chick fans cos Michael-san is not playing. Beckam-san is still farting about somewhere in a white jersey.
Help a bit k, Mister K?
Either help us sign Klose or miraculously heal our Boy Wonder.
Damn, I have to admit it, the fella looks good in leather.
Thank you. Amen.
PS: Please help Sir Bobby get well soon too.