Yup. It's official. We will be using a new formation for this new Premiership season.
Below is a list of our first team players.
Goalkeeper - Shag Given
Defender - Tikus Bramble
Striker - Holy Amoeba
Midfielders - Bergowhatzit Emre, Scott Parker, Nicky Unfortunatesurname, Knobbly Solano, Albert Un-lucky, Kieron Alwaysinjured, Damien Duffyduck, James Milner
Be afraid. Be very afraid, you fuckers.