August 11, 2006

Toon's New Formation

Yup. It's official. We will be using a new formation for this new Premiership season.

Below is a list of our first team players.

Goalkeeper - Shag Given

Defender - Tikus Bramble

Striker - Holy Amoeba

Midfielders - Bergowhatzit Emre, Scott Parker, Nicky Unfortunatesurname, Knobbly Solano, Albert Un-lucky, Kieron Alwaysinjured, Damien Duffyduck, James Milner

Formation?

1-8-1.

Be afraid. Be very afraid, you fuckers.

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