This is the captain of Manchester United States:
Not bad. First season as captain, and already had a nice little Mickey Mouse Cup to hold up. Much cuter than the league, FA Cup and Champion's League trophies, definitely. We so jeles.
But wait, despite having a nice little cup, Gary is still a little shy.
You see, you tend to get that way when the official photographs of you on your own club's website look like these:
Ok, so that last one was from uglyfootballers.com, but you get the picture.
You also tend to get a tad embarassed when you don't have your own WAG to represent you at a WAG-World-Cup party, and have to send your father instead:
(picture of Inflatable-World-Cup-winning father Neville Neville taken from Daily Mail)
... and he ends up doing this :
(Picture of wet shirt daddy taken from The Sun)
No wonder Phil ran away to Everton....