Rio Ferdinand - I have to pee
Rooney - I will be away for the next 3 matches
Beckham: I have to go for my manicure and pedicure
Gary Neville: I have to polish Sir's car
Christina: I need to cry first
Pennant: I'm thirsty
Bellamy: My fist is sore
Fowler: I'm buying another 10 houses
Alan Shearer: I have to go develop a personality
Ashley Cole: I'm busy packing
The one whose name I'm not allowed to mention here: I'm on a long MC
Fergie: I'm too angry to talk
Wenger: I can't see your number
Moanrinho: What you talking about ? I'm the Special One. I don't call anyone. You call me!
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