Chelsea are probably the luckiest bastards in the Premiership. They aren't playing good football but they are winning. As much as I hate those stupid scousers (and their fans) at least they are playing ok.
Their top scorer is a midfielder who scores from deflections. That is beyond fucked up. He plays EVERY game and never gets injured. That's luck. He shoots with the same power as Scholes and Gerrard, but somehow his shots ALWAYS get deflected in. While Scholes and Gerrard scored good goals over the weekend, Lampard scored via a deflection. AGAIN.
And their stupid captain? He's a young bloke who looks like he's 45 with all his wrinkles. He managed to pull off a magnificent save in the box AGAIN and didn't get a penalty awarded against him. AGAIN. Fuck this shit. Those two were the best saves by a defender since Henchoz saved Liverpool's ass against Arsenal in the FA Cup final a few years ago.
And the most overhyped overrated piece of shit that is Joe Cole? Which cock brained footballer makes a tackle like that in the box? Oh yeah. Phil Neville in Euro 2000. He subsequently became public enemy number 1 after that. The press made a mockery of him. And now? Joe Cole is the NEW GOD. Chelsea's best player apparently.
On another unrelated matter, the press have been going on for the last few weeks on how Manyoo were too dependant on Van Nistelrooy and Rooney. Yesterday's game ought to have taught them a few lessons.
Park Ji Sung is going to be a God.