Steer clear Chelsea, the Gooners are here!!!!!!!
First of all, high-fives all round to the guys who started this blog and big big thank you for allowing me and sometimes my gf (it's S-KAY ok?? No GF GF here. Better not make me start calling you Mr.BF) to add her own salt and pepper to post here.
Anyway, a brief introduction about myself. The name is Naz, and I've been an Arsenal fan for close to 16 years now. In my time as a staunch Gooner, I have seen the club constantly shoot itself in its foot, only to bounce back spectacularly while emitting signs of eternal glory!!!!... And then shoot itself in the foot again...S-Kay on the other hand WAS an on and off fence sitter but on most occasion, an Arsenal pom-pom girl (cept when she sees Mourinho on the tele which annoys me to bits and pieces) because she realised that watching a game and supporting both teams is NO FUN. Do not underestimate her as she knows her football more than the girls who only go "OMG, he's so cute" or "Ouch! That must have hurt". It's amazing how she watches football and the FOOTBALLER as well. Wait till you hear how she gives you a full report of a game because it'll surely make you go LOL.
Now how did an 8 year old kid still with hingus dripping from his nose started supporting the Gunners?
Two words. Michael Thomas..... Well it was also to piss off my elder brother who was a Liverpool fan.
To cut a long story short and clue in our younger readers, it was 1989 and Arsenal were leading for much of the season before screwing up big time (some things never change eh?) and lost the lead to Liverpool. On the last day of the season, Arsenal had to BEAT Liverpool at Anfield by two goals
to take the title...
... And they did just that against the odds! (See kids, back then, Liverpool were actually quite good...but now, they well..they only have their dented cup..who dented it again?)
A moment of brilliance from a crappy player called Michael Thomas (more popularly known as Michael who?) gifted the title back to Highbury after a hiatus of 18 years. And from that moment, I was hooked!... Ok I was also hooked on the feeling of laughing in my brother's face...
Moving on to the club I hate... To be frank, I don't actually "hate" any club (Yeah right!!! He hates Chelsea because they always win and he claims that they play such boring games!!). I can honestly tell you I admire Man Utd and Chelsea's players and wish that some of them were in the Arsenal side...Terry to take Tony Adams' No. 6 jersey would be my dream (Please, pleaseeeeeeee not Crespo..I don't like him. His face make me feel like jumping into the tele to hit him with my selipar pasar malam. I wish that some of them were in the Arsenal side... (Terry to take Tony Adams' No. 6 jersey would be my dream)
... But I can't stand the managers! Fergie had his time in my hate books. A long time in fact. But as he's growing older, I guess my opinion on him has somewhat mellowed... So now whatever horseshit opinion that he has, I just put that down to senility (although to be fair, Arsene has got some pretty stupid quotes too in his time).
But Mourinho... The Special One deserves special mention. Annoying and arrogant and arseholic as he is, he is indeed a breath of fresh air.
Really, his quotes are at times highly entertaining. But don't get me wrong, I think their managerial skills are top notch... They just so happen to be wankers! Haha kidding kidding.
Well I hope I didn't offend anyone in my first post! I hope I don't get replies like "F**K OFF LOSER!!!" or "EH DON'T TALK COCK LAH"... Its all in good humour k! I hope we all can have some good clean fun, give our views, pretend to be Shebby... and kutuk each other whenever possible!
Till then, au revoir!