December 01, 2005

CHELSKI's sugar daddy PWNS ALL! Pah Ptui.

Ever wondered why until a four years ago, there was NOT A SINGLE PEEP from the Blue Buggers from Stamford Bridge?

BECAUSE for all their cosmopolitanism, THEY SUCKED. Sure, they won a few cups here and they, but the LEAGUE? Not a SINGLE ONE for FIFTY YEARS. And they say Liverpool suck because we haven't won it in 15.

Then all of a sudden, some fucking rich Russian oil tycoon comes over to England, decides that, hey, I think I'll buy myself a toy football club for myself, shops around London, and sees 'that Blue club over there' that was relatively cheap because they were not winning anything, and then buys them. He buys a whole lot of expensive players, gets rid of Ranieri after one season, buys another whole lot of players for stupid prices, gets a new coach, and VOILA!

Who says you can't buy the league title eh?

Oh, and all of a sudden, Chelski fans who were SOOO quiet before the Abra-Days are suddenly shouting "HAH! WE PWN YOU ALL!". "HAH! NO ONE CAN BEAT US!"

SO FUCKING WHAT. Without your sugar daddy, you'd be on your 51st year without a league title anyway.

Oh, to Manure fans who switched allegiences to Arses when they were unbeaten, and who SUDDENLY began parading Chelski shirts around, saying theyd been supporting them for YEARS..... GO TO HELL. Go to hell AND THEN die.

On another note......
FIVE games without conceding a goal!
FOURTH SPOT!
THREE great midfielders!!
TWO great goals!
And er... ONE striker who still hasn't scored.

FUCK.

14 comments:

YungJie said...

Hahaha I really don't hate the club (Man.UTD) , it's the fans like that really pissed me off . Those fans must be existed right after Man.UTD did the treble .

Jose Mourinho ain't my daddy , Maddox is . :D~~~~

shag said...

not bitter at all eh eyeris.

If money was all that was needed to be successful, Real Madrid would win everything every year.

Money might be a necessary condition for succes, but it alone isn't sufficient
Give credit where credit is due, Chelsea has used their money well.

sashi said...

well, crouchie would have fucking scored if not for the referee kayu who was fucking blind and could not see the fucking foul on crouch right in the penalty box! ref kayu!!!!!

S-Kay said...

Well, if Chelsea didn't use their money well...they'd be really stupid =P

You Liverpool better stay at the spot you are and wait for your striker to score. Haha! I think he's goalaphobic!

Athenos said...

Crouch reminds me of early verion robbie fowler...

he'll score(s)..err i think

sashi said...

early version robbie fowler? the early version robbie fowler was a bleeding goal machine - couldn't stop scoring even if he tried. it's the current version robbie fowler who crouch resembles now...

vincent said...

you know...things could have been very different. The season before the russian dude came in, liverpool were playing chelsea in the final game of the season.

liverpool needed to win to get the champs league spot. they lost 2-0. with chelsea in the champs league the following season, it made sense for roman to buy chelsea.

he had earlier ruled out clubs like manyoo and arsenal because they would have cost him a bomb. he was looking at fairly good clubs to maximise his investment....and chelsea in the champs league were the perfect choice.

liverpool fans only need to sit back and think of the 'what ifs'

bex said...

Crouch will score against Chelsea...


I hope.

tigerjoe said...

Actually, if a certain feller had actually bought shares in Liverpool FC last year, a whole bunch of scousers would be learning to speak Thai now. LOL

Congratulations to LFC for getting into 4th spot. Feels like you've won the league, huh?

Ghoul said...

even before Roman bought Chelsea, we have performed consistently well, and have ended up in the top5 in consecutive years :) We had even improved on our league standings before Roman came by. Thank you mr ranieri! That's all. No club bashing :) HAHAHA

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