Ever wondered why until a four years ago, there was NOT A SINGLE PEEP from the Blue Buggers from Stamford Bridge?
BECAUSE for all their cosmopolitanism, THEY SUCKED. Sure, they won a few cups here and they, but the LEAGUE? Not a SINGLE ONE for FIFTY YEARS. And they say Liverpool suck because we haven't won it in 15.
Then all of a sudden, some fucking rich Russian oil tycoon comes over to England, decides that, hey, I think I'll buy myself a toy football club for myself, shops around London, and sees 'that Blue club over there' that was relatively cheap because they were not winning anything, and then buys them. He buys a whole lot of expensive players, gets rid of Ranieri after one season, buys another whole lot of players for stupid prices, gets a new coach, and VOILA!
Who says you can't buy the league title eh?
Oh, and all of a sudden, Chelski fans who were SOOO quiet before the Abra-Days are suddenly shouting "HAH! WE PWN YOU ALL!". "HAH! NO ONE CAN BEAT US!"
SO FUCKING WHAT. Without your sugar daddy, you'd be on your 51st year without a league title anyway.
Oh, to Manure fans who switched allegiences to Arses when they were unbeaten, and who SUDDENLY began parading Chelski shirts around, saying theyd been supporting them for YEARS..... GO TO HELL. Go to hell AND THEN die.
On another note......
FIVE games without conceding a goal!
THREE great midfielders!!
TWO great goals!
And er... ONE striker who still hasn't scored.