No, Real Madrid is fucked up because of they bought one man for his looks and passed over arguably the best buck-toothed player in the world right now for a marketing force that can't dribble for shite.
David Beckham SUCKS.
Why? Because I said so, that's why. And because...
- He is a one-trick horse who can only cross the ball. And execute great free kicks. Ok, a TWO trick horse then.
- Stick him in central midfield and all he does is kick people and get red cards
- His hairstyle is shite. Most of them. Ok, almost ALL of them.
- Posh Spice. Nuff Said.
- He can't dribble for shite
- His voice sounds worse than Alvin and the Chipmunks on helium
- He's bloody EVERYWHERE. His annoyance factor is ten times more than the nearest most annoying people in football. Which is almost the entire Man United team.
- He single-handedly create the Female "OH MY GOD HE IS SO CUTE" Football Fan stereotype.
Good thing he doens't play for ANY of the teams I support....