I beseech Chelsea FC fans all over the place to not get too cocky; even if we are playing Middlesbrough this weekend. Tease them not for shipping 20 goals in 14 matches. Let us instead bow our heads down, and pray for our beloved Chelsea FC.
Our godfather who art in the directors' box,
Roman be thy name.
Thy empire comes, points will be won,
away, as they are at the Bridge.
Give the players their wages,
and forgive the goals conceded,
as we score a hell of a lot more than we let in.
And lead us not into relegation,
but deliver us from cracked trophies.
For the league, the cup and all the trophies are belong to us,
now and forever.