December 19, 2005

The Blue Flag Flies High

ARS 0 - 2 CHE

Moral of the story: Never send two boys out to do a job meant for men. Flamini and Fabregas against Makelele and Essien? It's like sending lambs to the slaughter - the lambs will get fucked. Inside out and upside down.

Monsieur Wenger has committed a crime in my view; the crime of sending kids up against two of the best holding midfileders in the world, surely killing their morale and possibly reducing the kids' manhoods all at the same time. But such is the way of the Arse manager Arsene, and this is why Blue is the new Red as far as the City of London is concerned.

Anyone watching the match last night would have seen how the Arse midfield just gave the ball to us during the opening 20 minutes. It was as if they would rather give away possession than take on the awesome threesome led by Frank Lampard. There was no way for Ljungberg to cari makan against a defence marshalled by John Terry, and wannabe macho man Sol Campbell must have looked quite out of place amongst a group of ninnies and sissies. It must have gotten quite hilarious when 10 sissies decided to gang up on Michael Essien after the feller had said "hello" to Lauren sometime in the 35th minute. After all that hu-ha, Arjen Robben then showed the Arse how to score a goal as he flew past a non-existent defence and aimed for the far post. Ho ho ho, merry xmas indeed.



Now Chelsea have done the double on the Arse and Wigan; with ManYoo, the Scousers and the Totty Boys due at the Bridge. If Chelsea can make it through next week's holiday fixtures with at least 10 points, I reckon the title will be decided before the knockout rounds of the Champions' League starts. Keep the blue flag flying high, Chelsea fans, and don't forget your prayers.

Toodles

[photo of Lehmann spreading his legs wide and Campbell bending over taken from BBC Sports]

18 comments:

eyeris said...

but... but.. YOU didn't watch the match last night....

tigerjoe said...

*mwahahahaha*

My dinner date turned out to be an Arse supporter. I thought we could watch the game after I found that out, budden got distracted mah. Her fault. Maybe mine too.

Of course you had to text me a fake score lah. It got my attention, and hers too. The half-time report and Final Score are probably the best shows on ESPN; after the live matches of course.

Highbury wasn't the only place Arsenal got fucked last night. LOL

eyeris said...

ARGH! Too much information!

Yng Lyn said...

Senderos et Lauren should DIE.

*cough*

eyeris, I need more beer.

Athenos said...

poor refereeing...

sashi said...

lambs get fucked at the slaughter?

I'm never eating mutton again.

Camlok said...

Sigh, Arsenal have been totally out classed this time.

Arsenal and their bloody non-existance substitude bench. Cole injured and they have no one to replace him. Gilberto suspended and no one to replace him (not that he is doing any good).

S-Kay said...

Watching the match in Canto didn't help either....btw, are refs afraid to give Essien the red or what? Ridiculous. Sigh.

Naz said...

Of course we were fucked when we sent out lambs. We can't afford bloody wolves for heaven's sake! Sure, selling Vieira didn't help, but lets not forget where Chelsea would be without moneybags himself. Your holding midfielders may well be Jody Morris and a creaking Dennis Wise for all you know. Or perhaps Roberto De Matteo would be forced to carry on through injury? Your two "best holding midfielders in the world" cost you a combined 39m pounds whereas our lambs... Er... Free.

And Robben showed the Arse how to score? Er.. didn't ROBBED Van Persie finished with aplomb after a move that cut through YOUR non-existant defence?

Ironic enough, Henry's shot bounced away from the goal, but Robben and Cole's shot bounced in. That's just luck. But that's football.

Of course Arsenal shouldn't have the 10 men trying to get Essien sent off (admit it, 10 men is a tad exaggerated). He is more than capable of doing it on his own ;P

tigerjoe said...

Naz: I just have one thing to say - "if you pay peanuts you get monkeys".

KTBFFH

S-Kay said...

I'm sure Chelsea understands how it feels to have a team of monkeys for quite a long time before this ;)

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