Mother's Smelly Shoe!!! It's not the scoreline that irritates me:
Man-Glazer United 2 - The Toon 0
It's the manner in which we sat back and let the barrel chested Butch Cassidy lookalike run the show. Too our credit, we did try our best to help the little bugger score a hattrick.
Fuck it, we should all sign book deals.