- have won fuck all in the past few decades
- have changed managers more often than David Beckham has changed hairstyles
- Don't even have a proper manager right now
- have first choice defenders called Boumsong and Titus Bramble
- Have more street fighting thugs on the team than Blackburn
Oh wait, we're playing the Comedy Club at St Jame's Parking Lot this weekend? Wow. Let's not make fun of the Toon. In case St. Owen scores against us. Oh wait, he's injured. Doo di doo...