March 31, 2006

the new comedy club

Is Birmingham City FC the new comedy club?

I do wonder, especially since:
  1. Their matches are usually over after 15 minutes.
  2. Their club chairman and manager only have conversations through the media.
  3. Their fans believe that they are a big club. Bigger than Aston Villa even.
  4. Their top striker is affectionately known as The Donkey.
  5. Even a team with strikers who couldn't score in a brothel put seven past their defence.
I still demand to know why Birmingham are in the Premiership. It would have been more fun to have Norwich City around; at least that aunty is funny when she's had a few drinks.


[photos taken from The Guardian Gallery]

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