Blackburn Cruz, Boro Snooze
Prodigal Big Sam beats Improbable Little Sam
Bramble Back to Old Tricks at Wigan; Gifts Everton Win
Four-Goal Thriller at Pride Park In Game No One Cared About
Sven Wins; Tabloids Disappointed At Lack of Sexy Models in Squad
Now THAT is what I call an opening day. Welcome back, EPL. We've missed you.