August 10, 2007

Of Reorganization....

Haven't you heard?

Gallas became a somebody eh?

The funny thing is not about Gallas getting a strap-on thingy to put on his arm, which he will keep having to adjust all the time on the pitch...

news of the new appointment did not go down too well with the more senior arses after training

...but also news of some reorganization Wenger decided to enforce...

The French centre-back, who joined from Chelsea less than a year ago, will be supported by vice-captains Gilberto and Kolo Toure on the pitch while Jens Lehmann will have a role off it.

Yup, pity those poor souls at the Emirates for having to moonlight nowadays too. I can already see the future.

Arsenal FC Organisation Chart
do not vandalize

Chief Whiner
Arsene Wenger

William Gallas

Gilberto (Midfield Penetration Operations)
Kolo Toure (Defending Strategies Unit)

Public Relations Commander
Jens Lehmann

Pubic Relations Commander
Robin van Persie

Forwarding Taxes Leader
Emmanuel Adebayar

Strategic Area Planning Lieutenant
Cesc Fabregas

Professional Impression Officer
Phillipe Senderos

Row F Sergeant
Tomas Rosicky

Boo Boy
Aliaksandr Hleb

gay pile-ups were only the beginning of hierarchy

What will they ever come up with next? Last I heard, they will ask Optimus Prime to be their official mascot to cheer them on when they are in process of losing matches.

Maybe that's not such a good idea.

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