Tonight's the Champion's League final between Liverpool and those wounded and hungry for revenge Italians. Here's my wishlist:
- No matter how 'fit' he is, PLEASE don't start Kenevergetwell, unless you want to have to substitute him at the 20th minute again.
- PLEASE don't start Crouch and play the long ball.
- PLEASE leave Bozo out of the team, because he does fuck all for the team
- PLEASE get someone to MANMARK Kaka, because if you can keep him quiet half the game is won.
- The other half is to keep that raving lunatic Gattuso from trying to turn all our players into Paralympians.
- PLEASE don't try to play for penalties. Not only will it be a fucked up game then, I also don't think my heart can take another high stakes penalty shootout.