November 15, 2006

A Scouser's Christmas Wish

Sod Karma. I'm making a plea bargain with Santa instead.

Dear Santa,
saya sudah insaf. I'm going to be a good girl and stop bitching about Roo Roo Rotweiller, Christina, Weedy Voice, Old Fart Fergit, Mo the Glory Ho and kawasan-kawasan sewaktu dengannya. Can you, please, pretty please, put a cup in my stocking? Mickey Mouse oso can.



In the meantime, sing with me.
Oh, tinker ball, tinker ball,
tinker all the way,
Oh, what fun it is to switch
players from one match to the next,
Oh, tinker ball, tinker ball,
tinker all the way,
Oh, what fun it is to switch
players from one match to the next.

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