You know it's a REALLY slow week in football...

...when on the Guardian website, amid more whining and moaning from the England team, and among headlines like these:

• Australia look to next generation against Bahrain
• Brazil's players share rooms to boost team spirit (This one was especially brilliant, I thought.)
  
• Liberia beat Rwanda 3-2 despite missed chances

You also get THIS earth-shattering news:

Singapore coach calls for mental steel against Iraq

What next, Malaysian Cup football news on ESPN? Malaysia boleh!

Ok, back to Football Manager...