Seen at Anfield canteen

This week’s rotation

Goal:
Peter Crouch – Can do the robot dance to break opposition’s concentration

Defense:
Robbie Fowler, Craig Bellamy, Jermaine Pennant – Can bash the opposition anytime they come near the goal

Mark Gonzales - Because he's cute and he looks like a young Morientes and he'd better play a few times before we transfer him to the girl's squad


Midfield:
Steven Gerrard – Distract opposition with his ‘something about mary’ haircut
John Arnie Riise – Distract opposition by stripping to his grey underwear
Xabi Alonso – Distract opposition by kissing them on the mouth
Mohammed Sissoko – Should play better now that puasa is over

Strikers:
Jersey Dudek
Pepet Reina

Dudek can do the up and down dance to distract opposition’s goal keeper while Pepet throws the ball in


There: 4-4-2. We are going to win the title!

Bench:
Rafa Benitez, Rick Parry, anonymous mole from the BOD , Harry Kewell (since he does sod all anyway), Grandpa Hyppia