FUCK IT.

Yo, Benitez, start taking notes:

• Hyypia is past it. Once Agger gets fit, play him with Carragher. Or try out that Argentinian kid you bought.
• FUCKING DROP REINA. Even DUDEK could do better, and that's not saying much.
• Mark Gonzales and Luis Garcia? Fucking fancypants who couldn't do anything right. FUCKING DROP THEM.
• The lone striker thing? FUCKING STOP USING IT. You've finally got FOUR strikers, FUCKING USE THEM.
• AND STOP FUCKING ROTATING THE PLAYERS SO MUCH CAN OR NOT?????

I never thought I'd fucking say this, but Man Utd deserved their win.

Because Liverpool SUCKED.

Now, laugh it up and FUCK OFF.