Wanker!

Apparently, Ms Becky WeedyVoice Beckham is thinking of joining some Red Bull Soccer team in the US.

Effing pratt. Who in their right mind goes to US to further their footballing career?

Didn't Brooklyn, the only member of that family who can read, tell his daddy there's already a US team in England?

Sheesh..if you want fame so much, why don't you just go and do porn already and join the ranks of Lampoop, Dyer and Ferdinand? (Lampoop was the real wanker in that one innit?)

And Roy Keane had the audacity to say Owen has let fame goes to his head. And that Beckham is not like that. WTF????

Are you having a tin bath?

Bloody effing bollocks!