September 21, 2006

Thank You Newcastle!

On behalf of all Liverpool supporters in Hantu Bola, I would hereby like to extend my gratitude to Newcastle Comedy Club for their generosity in granting our new striker a debut goal, giving our midfielder a moral-boosting goal from the halfway line, and throwing in a complimentary first Premiership clean sheet at the same time.

You guys are the best, unlike all those selfish buggers in blue.

(pix from BBC)

Liverpool 2 - 0 Newcastle Utd

Debut goal by Kuyt = CHECK
Bellamy shooting blanks again = CHECK
Handball tomfoolery = CHECK
Goal from halfway line by Alonso = CHECK
Second home win of the season = CHECK
First league clean sheet of the season = CHECK
Miss K abandoning Anttyk = CHECK
Season back on track = Er... let's wait and see, ok?

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