On behalf of all Liverpool supporters in Hantu Bola, I would hereby like to extend my gratitude to Newcastle Comedy Club for their generosity in granting our new striker a debut goal, giving our midfielder a moral-boosting goal from the halfway line, and throwing in a complimentary first Premiership clean sheet at the same time.
You guys are the best, unlike all those selfish buggers in blue.
(pix from BBC)
Liverpool 2 - 0 Newcastle Utd
Debut goal by Kuyt = CHECK
Bellamy shooting blanks again = CHECK
Handball tomfoolery = CHECK
Goal from halfway line by Alonso = CHECK
Second home win of the season = CHECK
First league clean sheet of the season = CHECK
Miss K abandoning Anttyk = CHECK
Season back on track = Er... let's wait and see, ok?