September 13, 2006

Pizza-Gate Mystery Solved?

Forget the Booker prize winners or Oprah's Book Club... Assley Hole's "My Defence" is by far the read of the year.

Sure the past two excerpts were pretty much hot air, with A.Hole blaming everyone including his new employers, but himself.

But today's serialisation is by far, the best piece ever written in football literature history. This time, our former leftback shed some light on the pizza incident.

You can read it yourself (if you have nothing better to do) but this line takes the cake though.

'This slice of pizza came flying over my head and hit Fergie straight in the mush. The slap echoed down the tunnel and everything stopped - the fighting, the yelling, everything. All eyes turned and all mouths gawped to see this pizza slip off that famous puce face and roll down his nice black suit.'

Ahahahahahahahahahaa! Try to visualise it as you read it... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Here, he hints that it was Fabregas who threw the but with the amount of bullshit he spews out these days, you'd have to take this with a pinch of salt.

But if it was indeed Cesc who threw it, I would be disappointed........... Disappointed because he didn't coat it with Chilli Flakes first!!

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