February 03, 2006

something for this weekend

Come and learn a new song to sing this Sunday night, or during any Liverpool game for that matter:

You are a scouser, a fucking scouser,
whingers and whiners,

your gaffer's gay;
You think you're legends,
you're really wankers,
please don't take my hubcaps away...

[repeat until three scouser fans start crying]


Perhaps I should be praying instead. No matter, if Chelsea take three points on Sunday night, the title race to become 2005/06 Premiership Champions will be one match away from being decided.


[photo of a frustrated wannabe scouser was googled]

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