PFA EPL team of 2007.
Let’s see what we have here.
Rio Ferdinand – Holds his pee for too long, suck his own dick (score own goal), hence, recurring groin problem
Ryan Giggs – Sneak in a goal when no one’s looking
Paul Scholes – Punches like a girl
Gary Neville – Polishes Fergit’s car and shoes in his spare time
Christina – Cry, dive, cry, dive, cry, dive, cry, dive, cry, dive ad nauseum
The other three: No bloody personality. Cannot sell t-shirts.
Let’s see who else we have here.
Steven Gerrard: Sensational Skipper, phenomenal long range goals, able to lead his team from 3 down to winning and keeping The Cup of all Cups. On the verge of winning it again. Soon. Very soon.
It takes 8 Manures to equal 1 Gerrard.
Go AC Milan!
We'll patiently wait our turn.