May 29, 2008

The Second-Greatest Crybaby in English Football is a Big Man

UNITED STATES OF INGERLUND: John Terry proudly proclaimed that he is a 'BIG GAME PLAYER' after not taking any penalties for Ingerlund in their 2-0 win against the United Soccerplayers Association.

Terry also scored a goal in what is the most insignificant international game of the season. Rumours that Terry will now be taking all his future penalties with his head while jumping (to avoid slipping), were unfounded at press time.

After the game, the second-greatest crybaby in English football said, "I've shown that I'm a big man. I take full responsibility for what happened in Moscow but I'm a man for the big games and I've shown that."

He sure didn't seem THAT big in Moscow lor...

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