London: It was a good day in West London as Fulham secured their Premier League status by beating Potty FC who had their minds pre-occupied with the FA Cup final.
However, their neighbourhood pals, Chelski FC spectacularly and shockingly failed to qualify for next year's Community Shield final after drawing with some crappy team from the Manchester area.
News details to come in shortly as HBBN will keep you updated with words of complaints from some random Chelski fans about how the Russian mob failed to buy Steve Bennett in this game.
In other smaller and less important news, the score at Chelski means that the Great Manchester United FC have won the Premier League. Again. And are now only one title short of "knocking Liverpool off their f**king perch"