CHAMPIONS OF ASEAN, BABEH!!!!!

Malaysia clinches victory at the Gelora Bung Karno Stadium

WHOA now THAT'S what I call a happy feeling.

The whole team actually played like an EPL team. Khairul Fahmi's penalty save, Kunalan's tireless running, the super-young backline, Safiq, Safee, Shairul... EVERYONE played their part!

WELL DONE BOYS! But don't let it get to your heads, boys, there's a long way to go. And all you bandwagon-jumping politicians, don't kacau-kacau ok? Leave the football to KING RAJABGOBAL!

IDUP RAJAGOBAL! KING RAJAGOBAL!

Ni baru ASEAN. Next stop, Asia!

Wang Rooney? Wayne Money?

Rooney doubles his money as he performs United U-turn

After seeming certain to leave, Wayne Rooney has signed a new five-year contract at Man Utd worth £180,000-a-week

Wang Rooney?
Wayne Money?
Do you REALLY think it was loyalty that convinced him to stay?
180,000 reasons say otherwise.

For Sale

Two previous owners

ugly

dirty

smelly

stupid

tend to stray away from home,

but kind to old people.

Fuck this shit... Send in the lawyers!

CIBAI.

C'mon Roy, you can't SERIOUSLY think this was the 'best performance' so far? If you really do, then you are CLEARLY out of your depth.

70 minutes in, 2-0 down, and you STILL don't make any changes? WTF!

Lucas: Crap. Worse than George's Star Wars prequels
Maxi: Is that a maxi dress you're wearing? Because you play like a PUSSY.
Mereles: Stop shooting from 40 yards out you bloody fool.
Torres: Not strong enough to play lone striker (look at Yakubu)
Gerrard: ran a lot, couldn't do much
Carra: Definitely not an attacking wing-back.
Konchesky: Crap. At least Insua could run fast.
Reina, Skrtel & Kyrikos Kebab: Without them we'd have lost 5-0.
Joe Cole: He was playing?

Enough is enough. At this rate we might as well get rid of the ENTIRE first team and play the juniors instead. At least THEY would actually make an EFFORT.

Or as a friend put it: "Put on the Liverpool lawyers instead. At least THEY'VE got a lot more fight in them than THIS lot."

Yanks out, Yank in

LIVERPOOL SOLD TO OWNER OF BOSTON RED SOX

The board of Liverpool has agreed to sell the club to the US owners of the Boston Red Sox baseball team following an extraordinary boardroom wrangle that revealed the splits at the highest level of one of English football's most celebrated insitutions.


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WTF, from two Yanks to another Yank? Sigh....

OK, let's look at this another way. Will this New England Sports Ventures thing wipe out the debt that Gillette and Hicks incurred? If so, that's already a positive sign. But whether or not NESV has the funds to invest in the team further is another matter. But at least there's no more pressure on the finances (well, not as much anyway) and we won't be forced to sell stars like Torres at a cut-price just because we need the money.

Though I'm still not convinced that Roy Hodgson is the manager to bring us forward.

KTHXCIBAI #6373593

DEAR DUMBFUCK SAGGY-FACED DIPSHIT YANKS WHO DROVE RAFA OUT AND ARE EDGING US CLOSER TO BANKRUPTCY.
THANKS FOR HIRING ROY HODGSON TO GET US OUT OF THE RELEGATION ZONE AND WIN US THE EUROPA CUP. And for letting him buy Poulsen, who is actually worse than Lucas.

Kthxcibai.

CIBAI #01 for 2010

Dammit. Should have won that one.
Why didn't Reina wear his cap to block out the sun?
Cibai.
And there I was going on and on
About how "In Reina We Trust, In Almunia we HAHAHA"
I think I jinxed him. GAH.
Oh well, letting in an own goal is bad,
But surely conceding to NGOG is infinitely more embaressing?
And against TEN MEN samore.
As Sashi put it, we took off one guy,
And gave you a goal,
And you STILL couldn't win. LOL
Oh well, the team looks a lot more solid this season at least.
Bring on the Citeh!

ESPAÑAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!!!

HIDUP SOTONG!!!!!!

Hidup Sotong!

This post has no point whatsoever except to annoy Vincent. LOL



Though the last time Paul predicted a major final, he got it wrong. Should I be worried? ... NAH.

FIFA ARE GENIUS!!

Besides rejecting technology that sent the overated English home (that's a good thing if you were wondering), FIFA have taken further steps to show more proof of their GENIUS.

NIGERIA RISK EXPULSION OVER DECREE

Nigeria could face the ultimate sanction of being expelled from FIFA if the world governing body decides there has been unacceptable government interference.

FIFA are investigating the Nigerian president's announcement that he has banned the national side from competition for two years as punishment for their poor World Cup campaign.

President Goodluck Jonathan's decree includes the Nigerian Football Federation being dissolved and an interim board appointed.

That appears to fly in the face of FIFA's rules on government interference in the running of national associations - Sepp Blatter has already warned France's government against meddling in the French federation's affairs.

Under FIFA rules, national associations can be suspended or even expelled if there is such interference.

...

Special presidential adviser Ima Niboro said: "President Goodluck Jonathan has directed that Nigeria withdraws from international competition for two years to enable the country to put its house in order.

"This directive became necessary following Nigeria's poor performance in the ongoing World Cup."

So, Mr Goodluck decides to ban his players from playing internationally and disbanding his national FA.

FIFA decides to react to that by..........threatening to suspend the Nigerian FA.

GOODLUCK (all pun intended!) with that!!

MD & DM

Ya know, I really really love the awesome Maxis ads along the highway an on TV that relive the glory of Malaysia qualifying for the Olympic Games way back in 1981 (Unfortunately, Malaysia boycotted the Olympics that year. Sigh).

I especially like the one of Arumugam aka. Spiderman along the NPE in Subang. Awesome ad, that.

But seriously, I think this particular picture PWNs them all:


Mokhtar Dahari and Diego Maradona! Side by side! EEEE BANGGANYAAAA!

(Funnily enough, both their initials consist of the letters D and M. Just saying.)

Taken from someone's FB profile, who also 'stole' it from a friend. Thanks mate! This is freaking AWESOME!

captain wanker

If you've been reading HantuBola long enough, you should know this. If you're new, allow us to reiterate:

NEVER BET ON ENGLAND. But if you do feel you must bet, then always bet on their incompetence.

Liverpool and England's Captain Wanker

The Chief Kaizer

12/06/2010

England 1 - 1 USA

"Stop going backwards you dumb English pricks!"

17/06/2010

France 0 - 2 Mexico

"It is without doubt that the French Fries are for the moment

(or for a long time) the biggest disappointment of the World Cup."

18/06/2010

Germany 0 - 1 Serbia

(just 5 days after whipping the Aussies 4-0)

"...."

Kamon Mesia!!

Sempena Piala Dunia FIFA 2010, marilah kita bersama-sama menaikkan taraf pengulasan Malaysia dengan membantu Uncle Hasbullah menyebut nama-nama pemain. Katakan BOLEH.

Berikut adalah beberapa contoh.

Abu Bakar Sagna
Abu Dihabi
Jujur Ribery
Zakar Terry
Jo Hati
Peter Bongkok
Jujur Lampard
Pepet Reina
Alvaro Payudara
David Perak
Cik Fabregas
Ryan Bebel
Zakar Layang-Layang
Robin bin Faraj
Gigi Beruk
Lionel Pengotor


Tambah mana perlu, although Rio Ferdinand tak perlu, Hasbullah sudah tahu. (Hey, that rhymes too).

Whether you are a casual fan, a die-hard nutter or simply watching footie for the blokes, have a great WC 2010 people.

In other news...

With too many macho players like Tim Cahill and Arteta, Everton takes the advice of their captain (who missed being part of Men.United), and tries to appeal to their players' feminine side:




BTW, Is that a cock I see on that pink shirt?