captain wanker

If you've been reading HantuBola long enough, you should know this. If you're new, allow us to reiterate:

NEVER BET ON ENGLAND. But if you do feel you must bet, then always bet on their incompetence.

Liverpool and England's Captain Wanker

The Chief Kaizer

12/06/2010

England 1 - 1 USA

"Stop going backwards you dumb English pricks!"

17/06/2010

France 0 - 2 Mexico

"It is without doubt that the French Fries are for the moment

(or for a long time) the biggest disappointment of the World Cup."

18/06/2010

Germany 0 - 1 Serbia

(just 5 days after whipping the Aussies 4-0)

"...."

Kamon Mesia!!

Sempena Piala Dunia FIFA 2010, marilah kita bersama-sama menaikkan taraf pengulasan Malaysia dengan membantu Uncle Hasbullah menyebut nama-nama pemain. Katakan BOLEH.

Berikut adalah beberapa contoh.

Abu Bakar Sagna
Abu Dihabi
Jujur Ribery
Zakar Terry
Jo Hati
Peter Bongkok
Jujur Lampard
Pepet Reina
Alvaro Payudara
David Perak
Cik Fabregas
Ryan Bebel
Zakar Layang-Layang
Robin bin Faraj
Gigi Beruk
Lionel Pengotor


Tambah mana perlu, although Rio Ferdinand tak perlu, Hasbullah sudah tahu. (Hey, that rhymes too).

Whether you are a casual fan, a die-hard nutter or simply watching footie for the blokes, have a great WC 2010 people.