tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-193298602024-03-19T17:19:15.574+08:00HANTU BOLA: Petaling Street Hooligansvincenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16269899948248196778noreply@blogger.comBlogger974125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19329860.post-68334559506377942072014-03-17T11:21:00.005+08:002014-03-17T11:25:51.382+08:00Hantu Bola is still alive... on Twitter.And you can follow us on <a href="http://www.twitter.com/hantubola">@hantubola</a> (duh).<br />
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MUAHAHAHAHAAeyerishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06683482201936973267noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19329860.post-4808729675620685412011-07-07T10:56:00.004+08:002011-07-07T11:05:15.530+08:00Are The Everton Jersey makers colour blind?Remember this abomination Everton came up with last season?<div><br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EMIXjVXwPwM/ThUg0GLdihI/AAAAAAAAKNw/HqvA3G2ESvw/s1600/everton%2B%25281%2529.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 399px; height: 396px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EMIXjVXwPwM/ThUg0GLdihI/AAAAAAAAKNw/HqvA3G2ESvw/s400/everton%2B%25281%2529.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5626439388853275154" /></a><br /><br />They've decided to limit the humiliation to just their goalkeeper alone:<br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iWC-nkGjRco/ThUggGhGXEI/AAAAAAAAKNo/mDlYnSqNp1E/s1600/Everton.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iWC-nkGjRco/ThUggGhGXEI/AAAAAAAAKNo/mDlYnSqNp1E/s400/Everton.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5626439045346647106" /></a><br /><br />Now, go check out <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/gallery/2011/jul/06/terrible-goalkeeping-kits-gallery#/?picture=376559209&index=0">Guardian's compilation of worst dressed goalkeepers</a> EVER.</div>eyerishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06683482201936973267noreply@blogger.com75tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19329860.post-90063359292626247962011-04-18T10:58:00.002+08:002011-04-18T11:04:35.023+08:00You're Being Silly! Stop Being Silly!You know all those stupid gossip headlines written by hacks in UK papers about how this team is buying this player, and how 'dressing room sources' give them all those juciy news? Well Gigi Salmon of Chelsea TV decided to find out exactly who all these dressing room sources are...<br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Wt9elfwV8cU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe><br /><br />Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. To quote <a href="http://www.football365.com/mediawatch/0,17033,8749_6872787,00.html">Football365</a>: "Gigi Salmon, we love you".<br /><br />--------------------------<br /><br />Speaking of presenters, did anyone catch the post-match analysis of the game last night? Who was that annoying portly, fat bastard sitting on the far right, dissing the Liverpool kids by saying 'they won't go far' and predicting that Arsenal would win 3-0? I never knew anyone could be more annoying than Steve McMahon, but there you go.eyerishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06683482201936973267noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19329860.post-61157127611676207052011-04-13T13:02:00.002+08:002011-04-13T13:03:07.000+08:00Has Torres Scored For Chelsea?<a href="http://www.hasfernandotorresscoredforchelsea.com/"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >FIND OUT HERE!</span></a>eyerishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06683482201936973267noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19329860.post-62156471190628751602011-02-16T20:22:00.001+08:002011-02-16T20:23:58.135+08:00Picture of the WeekMove over Vinnie Jones.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QWjnt5PTBVo/TVvBqCCvWVI/AAAAAAAABus/Z1emhG2vJek/s1600/gattuso.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QWjnt5PTBVo/TVvBqCCvWVI/AAAAAAAABus/Z1emhG2vJek/s320/gattuso.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5574261891648149842" border="0" /></a>Lily Ghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08471480255682118289noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19329860.post-43883489870090605032011-02-07T01:53:00.006+08:002011-02-07T02:41:55.567+08:00FERNANDO WHO???!!???<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_d2eBY9yF6m4/TU7q1x1QbbI/AAAAAAAAJtY/gXiWR6A7Y6w/s1600/Raul2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 223px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_d2eBY9yF6m4/TU7q1x1QbbI/AAAAAAAAJtY/gXiWR6A7Y6w/s400/Raul2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5570647998734560690" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/eng_prem/9385584.stm">TORRES 0 - 1 LIVERPOOL</a></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">MUAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!<br />You can take our El Nino,<br />BUT YOU CAN'T STOP THE RAUUUULLLLLLL!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">*Victory dance*</span><br /><br />Oh, and didya see Agger socking him one IN DA FACE? HAHAHAHA!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_d2eBY9yF6m4/TU7q2N4xhUI/AAAAAAAAJtg/zHuakuH1Ack/s1600/tor.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 223px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_d2eBY9yF6m4/TU7q2N4xhUI/AAAAAAAAJtg/zHuakuH1Ack/s400/tor.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5570648006265505090" border="0" /></a>eyerishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06683482201936973267noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19329860.post-79415779694182338412011-02-03T19:28:00.002+08:002011-02-03T19:30:45.093+08:00Gay Neville in Memory<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fauNbrUafFQ/TUqRlwmA56I/AAAAAAAABuk/dxWUKo4e6FQ/s1600/gay%2Bneville.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 206px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fauNbrUafFQ/TUqRlwmA56I/AAAAAAAABuk/dxWUKo4e6FQ/s320/gay%2Bneville.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5569423967082571682" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Gary and Ginger<br />Together<br />Forever.<br /><br />- The End -<br /></div><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Who's gonna kiss Ginger IF he scores again?</span>Lily Ghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08471480255682118289noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19329860.post-59450369491739663642011-01-10T08:46:00.001+08:002011-01-10T08:48:02.150+08:00'Nuff Said<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_d2eBY9yF6m4/TSpW9PWwH-I/AAAAAAAAJlU/oHnWeK3X0kY/s1600/Howard%2BWebb%2BManc.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_d2eBY9yF6m4/TSpW9PWwH-I/AAAAAAAAJlU/oHnWeK3X0kY/s400/Howard%2BWebb%2BManc.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5560352300036268002" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Nice Dive, Berbatosser.<br /><br />Haih. Watudu. 10 men vs 12 men. At least we don't have to look at Woy's forlorn, clueless face in the dugout anymore.eyerishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06683482201936973267noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19329860.post-30303579238610274592010-12-30T10:54:00.005+08:002010-12-30T11:02:03.094+08:00CHAMPIONS OF ASEAN, BABEH!!!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_d2eBY9yF6m4/TRv0idPTndI/AAAAAAAAJj0/nRytiNkULoQ/s1600/malaysia.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 229px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_d2eBY9yF6m4/TRv0idPTndI/AAAAAAAAJj0/nRytiNkULoQ/s400/malaysia.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5556303438093196754" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ></span><br /><h1 id="story_title"><a href="http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2010/12/30/nation/7704015&sec=nation">Malaysia clinches victory at the Gelora Bung Karno Stadium</a></h1>WHOA now THAT'S what I call a happy feeling.<br /><br />The whole team actually played like an EPL team. Khairul Fahmi's penalty save, Kunalan's tireless running, the super-young backline, Safiq, Safee, Shairul... EVERYONE played their part!<br /><br />WELL DONE BOYS! But don't let it get to your heads, boys, there's a long way to go. And all you bandwagon-jumping politicians, don't kacau-kacau ok? Leave the football to KING RAJABGOBAL!<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">IDUP RAJAGOBAL! KING RAJAGOBAL!</span><br /><br />Ni baru ASEAN. Next stop, Asia!eyerishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06683482201936973267noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19329860.post-2311455146505950082010-10-22T23:45:00.004+08:002010-10-22T23:49:30.737+08:00Wang Rooney? Wayne Money?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_d2eBY9yF6m4/TMGyQLp7X7I/AAAAAAAAJaw/fgjFEhrHsJE/s1600/roon.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 224px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_d2eBY9yF6m4/TMGyQLp7X7I/AAAAAAAAJaw/fgjFEhrHsJE/s320/roon.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5530897808463978418" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/oct/22/wayne-rooney-staying-manchester-united" class="link-text">Rooney doubles his money as he performs United U-turn</a></span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">After seeming certain to leave, Wayne Rooney has signed a new five-year contract at Man Utd worth £180,000-a-week </span><br /><br />Wang Rooney?<br />Wayne Money?<br />Do you REALLY think it was loyalty that convinced him to stay?<br />180,000 reasons say otherwise.eyerishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06683482201936973267noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19329860.post-44189446606966487982010-10-21T10:23:00.005+08:002010-10-23T10:00:26.975+08:00For Sale<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Two previous owners</div><div style="text-align: center;">ugly</div><div style="text-align: center;">dirty</div><div style="text-align: center;">smelly</div><div style="text-align: center;">stupid</div><div style="text-align: center;">tend to stray away from home,</div><div style="text-align: center;">but kind to old people.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fauNbrUafFQ/TL-kdfydWoI/AAAAAAAABuU/PfTMkDfaLyw/s1600/roowankingcrop.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 134px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fauNbrUafFQ/TL-kdfydWoI/AAAAAAAABuU/PfTMkDfaLyw/s320/roowankingcrop.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5530319694090558082" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Lily Ghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08471480255682118289noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19329860.post-9014067638752973822010-10-18T10:38:00.010+08:002010-10-18T12:16:03.479+08:00Fuck this shit... Send in the lawyers!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_d2eBY9yF6m4/TLu10H7S8CI/AAAAAAAAJXk/XLS3ICUur60/s1600/Woy.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5529212874612994082" style="WIDTH: 267px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 400px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_d2eBY9yF6m4/TLu10H7S8CI/AAAAAAAAJXk/XLS3ICUur60/s400/Woy.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />CIBAI.<br /><br />C'mon Roy, you can't SERIOUSLY think this was the '<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/oct/18/roy-hodgson-david-moyes-merseyside-derby">best performance</a>' so far? If you really do, then you are CLEARLY out of your depth.<br /><br />70 minutes in, 2-0 down, and you STILL don't make any changes? WTF!<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Lucas</span>: Crap. Worse than George's Star Wars prequels<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Maxi</span>: Is that a maxi dress you're wearing? Because you play like a PUSSY.<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Mereles</span>: Stop shooting from 40 yards out you bloody fool.<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Torres</span>: Not strong enough to play lone striker (look at Yakubu)<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Gerrard</span>: ran a lot, couldn't do much<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Carra</span>: Definitely not an attacking wing-back.<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Konchesky</span>: Crap. At least Insua could run fast.<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Reina</span>, <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Skrtel </span>& <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Kyrikos Kebab</span>: Without them we'd have lost 5-0.<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Joe Cole</span>: He was playing?<br /><br />Enough is enough. At this rate we might as well get rid of the ENTIRE first team and play the juniors instead. At least THEY would actually make an EFFORT.<br /><br />Or as a friend put it: "Put on the Liverpool lawyers instead. At least THEY'VE got a lot more fight in them than THIS lot."eyerishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06683482201936973267noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19329860.post-87939001053620936242010-10-06T16:01:00.003+08:002010-10-06T16:11:08.255+08:00Yanks out, Yank in<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_d2eBY9yF6m4/TKwvFCBed1I/AAAAAAAAJRU/IVhPJsuVwuA/s1600/yanks.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 225px; height: 193px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_d2eBY9yF6m4/TKwvFCBed1I/AAAAAAAAJRU/IVhPJsuVwuA/s400/yanks.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5524842606365669202" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/oct/06/liverpool-sold-new-england-sports-ventures">LIVERPOOL SOLD TO OWNER OF BOSTON RED SOX</a></span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">The board of Liverpool has agreed to sell the club to the US owners of the Boston Red Sox baseball team following an extraordinary boardroom wrangle that revealed the splits at the highest level of one of English football's most celebrated insitutions.</span><br /><br /><br />------------------------------------------------<br /><br />WTF, from two Yanks to another Yank? Sigh....<br /><br />OK, let's look at this another way. Will this New England Sports Ventures thing wipe out the debt that Gillette and Hicks incurred? If so, that's already a positive sign. But whether or not NESV has the funds to invest in the team further is another matter. But at least there's no more pressure on the finances (well, not as much anyway) and we won't be forced to sell stars like Torres at a cut-price just because we need the money.<br /><br />Though I'm still not convinced that Roy Hodgson is the manager to bring us forward.eyerishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06683482201936973267noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19329860.post-40408628826991337732010-10-04T00:08:00.006+08:002010-10-04T00:14:24.038+08:00KTHXCIBAI #6373593DEAR DUMBFUCK SAGGY-FACED DIPSHIT YANKS WHO DROVE RAFA OUT AND ARE EDGING US CLOSER TO BANKRUPTCY.<br />THANKS FOR HIRING ROY HODGSON TO GET US OUT OF THE RELEGATION ZONE AND WIN US THE EUROPA CUP. And for letting him buy Poulsen, who is actually worse than Lucas.<br /><br />Kthxcibai.eyerishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06683482201936973267noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19329860.post-88432637519587392442010-08-16T10:30:00.003+08:002010-08-16T11:49:43.968+08:00CIBAI #01 for 2010Dammit. Should have won that one.<br />Why didn't Reina wear his cap to block out the sun?<br />Cibai.<br />And there I was going on and on<br />About how "In Reina We Trust, In Almunia we HAHAHA"<br />I think I jinxed him. GAH.<br />Oh well, letting in an own goal is bad,<br />But surely conceding to NGOG is infinitely more embaressing?<br />And against TEN MEN samore.<br />As Sashi put it, we took off one guy,<br />And gave you a goal,<br />And you STILL couldn't win. LOL<br />Oh well, the team looks a lot more solid this season at least.<br />Bring on the Citeh!eyerishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06683482201936973267noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19329860.post-43260381949036589932010-07-12T05:41:00.002+08:002010-07-12T05:46:47.727+08:00ESPAÑAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://soccernet.espn.go.com/report?id=264123&cc=4716&ver=global"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 249px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_d2eBY9yF6m4/TDo7gv81qKI/AAAAAAAAI_c/h9pXNq-xD5k/s400/Iker.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492768129345235106" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!!!<br /><br />HIDUP SOTONG!!!!!!<br /></span>eyerishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06683482201936973267noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19329860.post-4813050470734810672010-07-09T18:39:00.003+08:002010-07-09T18:42:00.502+08:00Hidup Sotong!This post has no point whatsoever except to annoy Vincent. LOL<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_d2eBY9yF6m4/TDb8lKZWecI/AAAAAAAAI_M/QRtMli-8l2s/s1600/octopus.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_d2eBY9yF6m4/TDb8lKZWecI/AAAAAAAAI_M/QRtMli-8l2s/s400/octopus.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491854511000943042" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Though the last time Paul <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/jul/09/psychic-octopus-paul-picks-spain">predicted a major final</a>, he got it wrong. Should I be worried? ... NAH.eyerishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06683482201936973267noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19329860.post-49936913305496812432010-07-01T23:36:00.002+08:002010-07-01T23:54:35.261+08:00FIFA ARE GENIUS!!Besides rejecting technology that sent the overated English home (that's a good thing if you were wondering), FIFA have taken further steps to show more proof of their GENIUS.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8652_6240209,00.html"></a><blockquote style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8652_6240209,00.html">NIGERIA RISK EXPULSION OVER DECREE<br /></a><br /><span id="intelliTXT"><p>Nigeria could face the ultimate sanction of being expelled from FIFA if the world governing body decides there has been unacceptable government interference. </p><p>FIFA are investigating the Nigerian president's announcement that he has banned the national side from competition for two years as punishment for their poor World Cup campaign. </p><p>President Goodluck Jonathan's decree includes the Nigerian Football Federation being dissolved and an interim board appointed. </p><p>That appears to fly in the face of FIFA's rules on government interference in the running of national associations - Sepp Blatter has already warned France's government against meddling in the French federation's affairs. </p><p>Under FIFA rules, national associations can be suspended or even expelled if there is such interference. </p></span>...<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Special presidential adviser Ima Niboro said: "President Goodluck Jonathan has directed that Nigeria withdraws from international competition for two years to enable the country to put its house in order.<br /><br />"This directive became necessary following Nigeria's poor performance in the ongoing World Cup." </span><br /></blockquote><br /><br />So, Mr Goodluck decides to ban his players from playing internationally and disbanding his national FA.<br /><br />FIFA decides to react to that by..........threatening to suspend the Nigerian FA.<br /><br />GOODLUCK (all pun intended!) with that!!vincenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16269899948248196778noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19329860.post-68311694173785555202010-06-21T16:04:00.009+08:002010-06-21T16:15:30.354+08:00MD & DMYa know, I really really love the awesome Maxis ads along the highway an on TV that relive the glory of Malaysia qualifying for the Olympic Games way back in 1981 (Unfortunately, Malaysia boycotted the Olympics that year. Sigh).<br /><br />I especially like the one of Arumugam aka. Spiderman along the NPE in Subang. Awesome ad, that.<br /><br />But seriously, I think this particular picture PWNs them all:<br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_d2eBY9yF6m4/TB8eCKr-OVI/AAAAAAAAI9M/MWDsI8aulxs/s1600/Mokhtar+%26+Maradona.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485135893737912658" style="WIDTH: 288px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 306px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_d2eBY9yF6m4/TB8eCKr-OVI/AAAAAAAAI9M/MWDsI8aulxs/s400/Mokhtar+%26+Maradona.JPG" border="0" /></a><br />Mokhtar Dahari and Diego Maradona! Side by side! EEEE BANGGANYAAAA!<br /><br />(Funnily enough, both their initials consist of the letters D and M. Just saying.)<br /><br />Taken from someone's FB profile, who also 'stole' it from a friend. Thanks mate! This is freaking AWESOME!eyerishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06683482201936973267noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19329860.post-15995737937547965922010-06-19T17:00:00.003+08:002010-06-19T17:02:53.900+08:00captain wankerIf you've been reading HantuBola long enough, you should know this. If you're new, allow us to reiterate:<br /><br />NEVER BET ON ENGLAND. But if you do feel you must bet, then always bet on their incompetence.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UId0tQXTk1M/TByHPjSYbCI/AAAAAAAAAkY/gMprHV7N3lo/s1600/wanker.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UId0tQXTk1M/TByHPjSYbCI/AAAAAAAAAkY/gMprHV7N3lo/s400/wanker.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484407147470548002" border="0" /></a>Liverpool and England's Captain Wanker<br /></div>vincenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16269899948248196778noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19329860.post-26838885011818633062010-06-19T00:19:00.008+08:002010-06-19T00:40:55.884+08:00The Chief Kaizer<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><div style="text-align: center; ">12/06/2010</div><div style="text-align: center; "><b>England 1 - 1 USA</b></div></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></div><div><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aLjtyv9WWI4/TBud0zyFr4I/AAAAAAAAAFU/Lxvvy2w1YPU/s320/Franz-Beckenbauer-001.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484150501832765314" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 192px; " /><div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><br />"Stop going backwards you dumb English pricks!"</span></div></div></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">17/06/2010</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">France 0 - 2 Mexico</span></b></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aLjtyv9WWI4/TBuen2wSk2I/AAAAAAAAAF0/eMDo8Q7vf6Y/s1600/beckenbauer_280x39_1011829a.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 230px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aLjtyv9WWI4/TBuen2wSk2I/AAAAAAAAAF0/eMDo8Q7vf6Y/s320/beckenbauer_280x39_1011829a.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484151378803856226" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span><div><div style="text-align: center; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">"It is without doubt that the French Fries are for the moment </span></span></b></div><div style="text-align: center; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">(or for a long time) the biggest disappointment of the World Cup."</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><br /></span></b></div><div><div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">18/06/2010</span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><b>Germany 0 - 1 Serbia</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:x-small;">(just 5 days after whipping the Aussies 4-0)</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><b><br /></b></span></div></div></div></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aLjtyv9WWI4/TBueL_NQx1I/AAAAAAAAAFc/lEfKBiSITkM/s1600/franz+beckenbauer.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 231px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aLjtyv9WWI4/TBueL_NQx1I/AAAAAAAAAFc/lEfKBiSITkM/s320/franz+beckenbauer.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484150900036519762" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">"...."</span></div></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><b><br /></b></span></span></div></span>Dinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12771580664782491514noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19329860.post-59696175185498306442010-06-11T10:37:00.003+08:002010-06-11T11:10:51.097+08:00Kamon Mesia!!Sempena Piala Dunia FIFA 2010, marilah kita bersama-sama menaikkan taraf pengulasan Malaysia dengan membantu Uncle Hasbullah menyebut nama-nama pemain. Katakan BOLEH.<br /><br />Berikut adalah beberapa contoh.<br /><br />Abu Bakar Sagna<br />Abu Dihabi<br />Jujur Ribery<br />Zakar Terry<br />Jo Hati<br />Peter Bongkok<br />Jujur Lampard<br />Pepet Reina<br />Alvaro Payudara<br />David Perak<br />Cik Fabregas<br />Ryan Bebel<br />Zakar Layang-Layang<br />Robin bin Faraj<br />Gigi Beruk<br />Lionel Pengotor<br /><br /><br />Tambah mana perlu, although Rio Ferdinand tak perlu, Hasbullah sudah tahu. (Hey, that rhymes too).<br /><br />Whether you are a casual fan, a die-hard nutter or simply watching footie for the blokes, have a great WC 2010 people.Lily Ghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08471480255682118289noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19329860.post-12223803184657201442010-06-09T09:52:00.004+08:002010-06-09T10:03:23.492+08:00In other news...With too many macho players like Tim Cahill and Arteta, Everton takes the advice of their captain (who missed being part of Men.United), and tries to appeal to their players' feminine side:<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_d2eBY9yF6m4/TA71HXAUlwI/AAAAAAAAI2U/vtWKShYoS4w/s1600/everton.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 399px; height: 396px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_d2eBY9yF6m4/TA71HXAUlwI/AAAAAAAAI2U/vtWKShYoS4w/s400/everton.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5480587303339726594" border="0" /></a><br /><br />BTW, Is that a cock I see on that pink shirt?eyerishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06683482201936973267noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19329860.post-13128276670174350402010-06-05T10:15:00.012+08:002010-06-05T18:13:10.857+08:00Tara Rafa<div style="text-align: center;">Thank you for going all the way to the England training camp to persuade Stevie not to go Chelsea and to tell Carra how much he is valued.<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Thank you for telling Djimi to go take a shower during the half time at Istanbul.<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fauNbrUafFQ/TAm01d-YfxI/AAAAAAAABtc/uzHm-M5s44c/s1600/rafastevie.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 206px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fauNbrUafFQ/TAm01d-YfxI/AAAAAAAABtc/uzHm-M5s44c/s320/rafastevie.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5479109252345265938" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Thank you for GOD's Second Coming<br /><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fauNbrUafFQ/TAm4rhpW6jI/AAAAAAAABt0/tDYM5OPHK7U/s1600/rafarobbie.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 230px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fauNbrUafFQ/TAm4rhpW6jI/AAAAAAAABt0/tDYM5OPHK7U/s320/rafarobbie.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5479113479578642994" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Thank you for the F.A Cup.<br /><br />Thank you for the Charity Shield<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fauNbrUafFQ/TAogvY89ImI/AAAAAAAABuE/_0fgwLwy3Y0/s1600/riisecrouch.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 228px; height: 198px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fauNbrUafFQ/TAogvY89ImI/AAAAAAAABuE/_0fgwLwy3Y0/s320/riisecrouch.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5479227895173685858" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">The ugly tries harder</span><br /><br /><br />Thank you for Athens.<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Thank you for Rosy Cheeks.<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fauNbrUafFQ/TAm1BMJPoNI/AAAAAAAABtk/A7vhgscV0Zc/s1600/rafatorres.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 195px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fauNbrUafFQ/TAm1BMJPoNI/AAAAAAAABtk/A7vhgscV0Zc/s320/rafatorres.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5479109453717414098" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Thank you for praying for the club.<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fauNbrUafFQ/TAm0l2XSCQI/AAAAAAAABtU/LOINDtozlv8/s1600/rafa+bersila.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 192px; height: 139px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fauNbrUafFQ/TAm0l2XSCQI/AAAAAAAABtU/LOINDtozlv8/s320/rafa+bersila.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5479108984014244098" border="0" /></a><br />I have to admit I'm not your most loyal fan. Many times I was frustrated by your actions. I'm feeling ambivalent about you leaving though. And I can't just let you go without saying goodbye.<br /><br /><br />I know you thought you did your best. Look how much 6 years have changed you. Was it emotional eating, Rafa?<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fauNbrUafFQ/TAm0H1rztVI/AAAAAAAABtM/GJoZYGl3r0A/s1600/rafaearlydays.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 211px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fauNbrUafFQ/TAm0H1rztVI/AAAAAAAABtM/GJoZYGl3r0A/s320/rafaearlydays.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5479108468435826002" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;">Thank you Rafael Benitez. Best wishes.<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fauNbrUafFQ/TAm1K_xo3CI/AAAAAAAABts/U1i0lO2tjEw/s1600/rafabyebye.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fauNbrUafFQ/TAm1K_xo3CI/AAAAAAAABts/U1i0lO2tjEw/s320/rafabyebye.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5479109622195870754" border="0" /></a><br />Favourite Rafa quote:<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">"I have to rush to the hospital because (arjen) robben is dying."<br /><br /></span><span>p/s: I love your goatee! Honest.</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span>Lily Ghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08471480255682118289noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19329860.post-75246673727094076782010-05-14T15:17:00.009+08:002010-05-14T22:18:42.388+08:00A wrong tackleA particularly dim-witted unnamed Men.United player took Sir Alex Fergit's instruction to "Tackle like a Brazillian'" by taking it upon himself to apply hair removal cream to his tackle.<br /><br />“The cream effectively removed the short and curlies but also burnt a layer of skin off!"<br /><br />The blunder was exposed when the lad had problems in the changing room the next day.<br /><br />Rumours were rife that it was Gary Neville himself who administered the DIY Brazillian job. But it was immediately denied by Old Trafford officials as, "Bollocks. He can't even grow proper tache."<br /><br />Speculations that it was actually Nani, who were playing with himself as usual but used the wrong cream has yet to be confirmed. Besides, he has no balls.<br /><br />Another story that was going around was it was Scholes and the cream was applied lovingly and tenderly by Gary Neville who couldn't stand Scholes ginger fuzz grazing his chin.<br /><br />Initial investigation however confirmed that the cream was left behind by Cristina Ronaldo for Berbatov, whose manbag Ronaldo was extremely jealous of.<br /><br />HB contacted an ex girlfriend of Ronaldo who told us that, "Cristiano and I took the same time to get ready. He waxed everything!" <div style="border: medium none ; overflow: hidden; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;" id="TixyyLink"><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fauNbrUafFQ/S-z99kwiiTI/AAAAAAAABsg/6EhlDoh-FhQ/s1600/ronaldowax.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 245px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fauNbrUafFQ/S-z99kwiiTI/AAAAAAAABsg/6EhlDoh-FhQ/s320/ronaldowax.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471026881629423922" border="0" /></a><br />For the real story, go <a href="http://www.tribalfootball.com/man-utd-starlet-injured-himself-diy-brazilian-836421">here</a>:Lily Ghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08471480255682118289noreply@blogger.com5