Fuck this shit... Send in the lawyers!

CIBAI.

C'mon Roy, you can't SERIOUSLY think this was the 'best performance' so far? If you really do, then you are CLEARLY out of your depth.

70 minutes in, 2-0 down, and you STILL don't make any changes? WTF!

Lucas: Crap. Worse than George's Star Wars prequels
Maxi: Is that a maxi dress you're wearing? Because you play like a PUSSY.
Mereles: Stop shooting from 40 yards out you bloody fool.
Torres: Not strong enough to play lone striker (look at Yakubu)
Gerrard: ran a lot, couldn't do much
Carra: Definitely not an attacking wing-back.
Konchesky: Crap. At least Insua could run fast.
Reina, Skrtel & Kyrikos Kebab: Without them we'd have lost 5-0.
Joe Cole: He was playing?

Enough is enough. At this rate we might as well get rid of the ENTIRE first team and play the juniors instead. At least THEY would actually make an EFFORT.

Or as a friend put it: "Put on the Liverpool lawyers instead. At least THEY'VE got a lot more fight in them than THIS lot."

Yanks out, Yank in

LIVERPOOL SOLD TO OWNER OF BOSTON RED SOX

The board of Liverpool has agreed to sell the club to the US owners of the Boston Red Sox baseball team following an extraordinary boardroom wrangle that revealed the splits at the highest level of one of English football's most celebrated insitutions.


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WTF, from two Yanks to another Yank? Sigh....

OK, let's look at this another way. Will this New England Sports Ventures thing wipe out the debt that Gillette and Hicks incurred? If so, that's already a positive sign. But whether or not NESV has the funds to invest in the team further is another matter. But at least there's no more pressure on the finances (well, not as much anyway) and we won't be forced to sell stars like Torres at a cut-price just because we need the money.

Though I'm still not convinced that Roy Hodgson is the manager to bring us forward.

KTHXCIBAI #6373593

DEAR DUMBFUCK SAGGY-FACED DIPSHIT YANKS WHO DROVE RAFA OUT AND ARE EDGING US CLOSER TO BANKRUPTCY.
THANKS FOR HIRING ROY HODGSON TO GET US OUT OF THE RELEGATION ZONE AND WIN US THE EUROPA CUP. And for letting him buy Poulsen, who is actually worse than Lucas.

Kthxcibai.

Tara Rafa

Thank you for going all the way to the England training camp to persuade Stevie not to go Chelsea and to tell Carra how much he is valued.

Thank you for telling Djimi to go take a shower during the half time at Istanbul.

Thank you for GOD's Second Coming

Thank you for the F.A Cup.

Thank you for the Charity Shield

The ugly tries harder


Thank you for Athens.

Thank you for Rosy Cheeks.

Thank you for praying for the club.

I have to admit I'm not your most loyal fan. Many times I was frustrated by your actions. I'm feeling ambivalent about you leaving though. And I can't just let you go without saying goodbye.


I know you thought you did your best. Look how much 6 years have changed you. Was it emotional eating, Rafa?

Thank you Rafael Benitez. Best wishes.

Favourite Rafa quote:
"I have to rush to the hospital because (arjen) robben is dying."

p/s: I love your goatee! Honest.

CIBAI #834694

WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID FAT WAITER. AFTER ALL THE HARD WORK LAST WEEK, WHAT THE FUCKING DIPSHIT HELL DID YOU HAVE TO CHANGE THIGNS LIKE THAT FOR? YOU KNOW WHY WE DID SO WELL LAST SEASON? BECAUSE YOU FUCKING DID NOT CHANGE THE TEAMS SO MUCH YOU IDIOT DUMBASS. 1-1 AND YOU TAKE OFF TORRES? CHASING THE GAME AND YOU TAKE OFF YOUR BEST PLAYER BENAYOUN INSTEAD OF THAT USELESS FAT TRIPLE H VORONIN? NINE MEN DOWN AND YOU STILL DON'T TAKE OFF VORONIN BUT KUYT WHO DID MORE IN TEN MINUTES THAN VORONIN DID THE ENTIRE MATCH? YOU STUPID FAT GIT, YOU ARE LOSING THE PLOT. WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE CHAMPION'S LEAGUE. GO ON LIKE THIS IN THE LEAGUE AND YOU WON'T EVEN GET INTO THE CHAMPION'S LEAGUE NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT FUCK. GODAMMIT MACAUHAI CIBAI IDIOT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

CIBAI #53254

CIBAI.
WHAT THE FUCK are they doing??!!????
I think they used up all their luck last season.
Yay now we can forget about winning anything.
Any win now will be a bonus.
So we can watch football without any expectations.
Or go watch golf instead.
Cibai.

Off with yer heads!

Couldn't you lot wait until the end of season to start your very public bickering?

DISGRACEFUL!

In Rafa We Trust

Happy birthday Rafa.