ESBN news FLash: Fat Frank Day of Deflected Goals

SOMEWHERE IN INGERLUND: Plucky fourth-place contenders Arsenal fought back from two goals down to mighty Bolting Relegators to win 3-2, thanks to a deflected goal by Ceh Fab-bagus.

In fact, There were so many deflected goals on the day that if Chelski had been playing on Saturday, Fat Frank Lampar would have gotten TWO hattricks.

In other news, other teams that eyeris hates also won. Bah.

This has been an ESBN news flash brought to you on eyeris' iPod touch, which is a pain in the ass to blog with so I shall stop now. More updates might come later depending on how the merseyside derby goes tonight.

don't blame mashimaro

1) How many of you actually think he asked, "Excuse me, Mr Bennet, but I would like to know what happened?"

2) Did anybody notice how Rio Ferdinand was booked for a rubbish non-foul, and wanted to go to the referee and complain, but then a light bulb lit up and he walked away?

3) Liverpool were rubbish. 10 men regardless. Manyoo had 5 or 6 one-on-one situations. All of them because the ball was played behind Carragher and Skrtel.

4) Speaking of whom, Shebby called Skrtel 'The New Vidic'. HAHAHA! I couldn't expect him to talk sense all the time. He was on a good roll before this, though.

5) Stop blaming Reina, can? Yes, he fucked up two goals, but he also saved 6 one-on-one attempts.

6) Bennet is incompetant. If he had given Rooney a penalty and shown Carragher a red card in the 6th minute, we wouldn't be having this argument.

7) What's your excuse for letting Wes Brown score with the back of his neck?

8) We all know Ronaldo doesn't do well against big teams. Does this mean Liverpool are no longer a big team?

9) Where was Stevie Me the whole game?

10) Please stop taking all the fun away from my gloating by blaming the referee.



Kthxbai.

thanks for coming

Come again next year, yeah? LOL

Photo stolen from where else...

p.s. who else thinks Adebayor's new haircut makes him look like Kunta Kinte? Of Roots?

watudu?

Haiyor, 14 men against 10 men, watudu???
Samore Reina even let WES BROWN score also...
Oh look, it's Steve Cipet Bennet again.
I wonder how many times he let Fergie fuck him in the ass.



PS: And yes, Mashimaro was an idiot.
PSS: Want more hard-hitting commentary on Cipet Bennet? go read Lily's post.

That's the way ahak ahak.....

3 - 0 bek bek.......

Shebby's quotes of the week

When talking about who Rafa will start with in Liverpool's game against Inter:

No, Steve. If Rafa leaves out Torres, he's not shooting himself in the foot. He's shooting himself in the head.

When talking about Sepp Blatter's idea of dealing with dangerous tackles by banning footballers for life and pressing charges against them:

Well, that's Sepp Blatter. 50 ideas a day, 51 of them bad.

Ladies and gentlemen, please give a big round of applause for Malaysia's best pundit, by far.

Seriously.

Message from President Eyeris

President Eyeris, who is out of the country to form Malaysia's 15th state, has asked me to convey the following message, which I'm reproducing verbatim.

BEST RESULTS OF THE NIGHT

Samy 0 - 1 Opposition
Barney 1 - 0 Chelski
Potty 1 - 0 Manure

Gayhahahahhahahahhahhahahahhaha

p/s: Cilakak Carra sepak kaki Owen

UNDERDOG OPPOSITION SCORE SHOCK UPSET

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Barnsley and Portsmouth, that is...

heheh.

p/s. On another note, Makkal Sakti.

TMNT: The EPL Version

I <3 Arsenal

Firstly, since I hardly blog much elsewhere anymore and every young Msian are like so caught up with the election campaigns and whatnot, what's up with the withdrawal of the indelible ink? I smell something......*sniffs*

Secondly, 2-0 to Arsenal lifted up my mood for the week or rather the month because I'm sick for the second time already. Work stress? Bacterial infection? Weather change? I'm bloody annoyed. Best line of the week came from Naz when he picked me up for work, "Ok...something to cheer you up. Arsenal won 2-0!!"

My favourite pic because it's so heartwarming.


Ok, last post for a very long time. I mean, since the boys aren't populating the site with more post...I figured a good girly rant would be great here. Any bachelors interested in a rough tough tough woman with really slitty eyes? I will pay you money if you can make her more human.

Yours Lovingly,
S-Kay

Sure is quiet here...

Shebby Singh Finally Gets To Gloat!

LONDON: Hantubola's favorite poondeque Shebby Singh finally got a chance to gloat as Tottenhamncheese Hotsoup came from behind to beat the Vodka Appreciation Club of Chelsea and win the coveted Carlinglingus Cup.

Didi "Still Fugly" Dogba had scored for Chelski at first when Paul "A-booo-CHAK!" Robinson decided to play hide n seek instead of football, and hide behind the wall during a free kick.

However, Dimitar Bubbatov later equalised for the Spuds when the ref gave them a penalty after Wayne "Better Than Cashley" Bridge saw a mosquito on the ball and tried to swat it with his hand.

Then, in extra time, Jonathan "I played for Real Madrid!" Woodgate got off his hospital bed long enough to scored the winning goal by pretending to head the ball and forcing Cech to punch it into his head instead.

The smirk on Shebby's face when Fatty "EVENING NEWS" Lo admitted defeat was too much for Hantubola contributer Tigerjoe, who almost committed hari-kiri in the middle of dessert.

In other news, Sir Bobby Robson celebrated his 1375th birthday by witnessing his former side Newcastle Comedy Club win 1-5 on goals conceded to some other united team of men; Nando "Peri-peri" Torres scored more goals in a single match than Dirk "OVER THE BAR!!!" Kuyt has in the entire season, and the Gooners saw two points as well as 8 million pounds worth of Croatian leg broken and flushed down a bleak and murky Birmingham drain.

chi and the pet

I'm going to kill Shebby. Poondeque.

Martin Taylor's Smile

Looks suspiciously like a smile to me.

Saturday Horror

No. I don't mean NewCattle fans watching in horror their comedy club being battered 1-5 by a fantastic Man Utd in cruise control. (Winning is fun, but not as fun when the team being battered is not interested in playing.)

I also don't mean the result which saw Liverpoo actually winning a premiership game... at home.

I am referring to a certain match involving a poor guy experiencing something David Busst would know about.

WARNING: Don't watch this video if you are pregnant, have a weak heart, or just can't stand watching legs being broken.




I pity Eduardo. No player deserves that. Wishing him a good recovery.