Sun "please don't make me cry" Jihai (Man Citeh)
"Don't i look like that Korean guy from 'Harold & Kumar go to White Castle'?"
"Li Tie (used to be 8th choice in Everton)" Sheffield Utd
"Sheff UNITED also famous what..."
"Dong 'Red Devil!' Fangzhuo" Man United
"In China, I am almost as famous as Yao Ming's brother!"
Lee Boh Yer
"I practice the ancient Buddhist preaching of peace, tolerance and brotherhood"
Sammy Lee Ah Fook Unemployed
"At least I wasn't the ONLY manager sacked this season!"
And not forgetting the Koreans who also celebrate the Lunar New Year...
Lee Dong-Gook (Boro)
"Why yes, I DO watch Winter Sonata...!"
Lee Young-Pyo (Hotscum)
"Must suck up to new Spanish boss, lah"
Park Ji-Sung (Men.U)
"Fergie says I still got chance..."
Seol Ki-Hyeon (Fulham)
"Is there any good Korean kimchi restaurants in West London?"
Seol Kem-Bell (FC SemiRetirement)
"Yes, i don't look very Asian..."
Happy New Year, footie fans.