November 26, 2007

football stories of the week

My sugar daddy is better than your sugar daddy!

Reds row escalates as owners hit back at Rafa

What's this? Hyuk hyuk! Karma, people...KARMA!

To think that Malcolm Glazer's takeover of Manyoo raised so many eyebrows and had the whole world laughing at Manyoo waiting for their collapse. Given the problems Abramovic gave Mourinho and the problems Rafael is facing... sugar daddy rawks!

The real reason why England lost

The singer of the national anthems fucked up before the game. Read about it here.
Croatia rose to the occasion in their crucial Euro 2008 defeat of England - after an apparent X-rated gaffe by an English opera singer at Wembley.

Tony Henry belted out a version of the Croat anthem before the 80,000 crowd, but made a blunder at the end.

He should have sung 'Mila kuda si planina' (which roughly means 'You know my dear how we love your mountains').

But he instead sang 'Mila kura si planina' which can be interpreted as 'My dear, my penis is a mountain'.


"The Croatians think it's great, and they've invited him to come over and sing at Euro 2008, and asked if he will be their mascot."

Please do our country a favour tomorrow at 8 pm. Please get behind (not in a dirty way of course) the one Malaysian who knows his football.

Watch Football Focus with John Dykes at 8 pm Tuesday night on ESPN where we can see The Shebster mock Steve 'the baldie' McMahon over England's defeat. Don't miss this rare opportunity to watch Shabby say, "I-told-you-so-you-fat-baldie, haha!"

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