November 20, 2007

Dear Crouch,

The next time Rafa lets you play, it may be prudent to remember what a wise man (Robbie Fowler actually) once said: "There is someone in the Liverpool team that wank 2 hours before a match and head out to score 5 goals in a match."

See, that's how you become an Anfield Legend. Not by losing your head to skanky crack hos like this.

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