Real Madrid are on a downward spiral that's even worse than what ManYoo were experiencing up to last weekend.Having been beaten 3-0 by Goofy and the Gang in El Classico, the Meringues had to come from behind to salvage a draw against Real Sociedad. The best part was, it took a player whose name begins with R to start the fightback for the Galacticos. Care to guess who that player was?
Nope, it wasn't Ronaldo. It wasn't Robinho either, not Raul and definitely not Roberto Carlos. It was Raul Bravo who sparked the comeback by Madrid, as they trailed Real Sociedad 0-2 in the rain last Sunday. Yes, you read that right, Raul F#&king Bravo. The Leeds United reject. The one that the Yorkshire club dumped after they were relegated from the EPL, many moons ago.
I can just hear the hard core Local Madridistas going: WTF?!
Well, fellers and fellettes, it's time for all you Madridistas to face the truth. The Galacticos have grown old. Old. Wrinkly. Impotent.
Face it peeps, when your self-proclaimed best centreback spends 18 months getting over a groin injury (too much tarfeikei?), your midfield has no spine, your attack relies on a fatty, a pouty bastard and a boy who just arrived from some Brazilian ghetto AND last but not least, the average age of your players is comparable to that of Bolton Wanderers; there's only one conclusion to make: your team is F-U-C-K-E-D. In the arse. Twice a day, every day, until something is done to fix things.
So what can CF Real Madrid do to remedy their situation? Here are my suggestions:
- Change your club president, director of football, first team manager, captain and water boy.
- Buy a decent holding midfielder. Don't know where to find one? Ask Jose Mourinho.
- Buy young players, or develop your youth team. Screw the galactico image.
- Get rid of all the egos in the dressing room. Look at Chelsea; things are either done Jose's way, or it's the highway.
Change the colour of your kit. To wear a colour described as meringue is ssooo... Village People. You know what I mean? Guess what else comes in the colour white / meringue? A flag of surrender.
Just some food for thought.
Toodles
Toodles
2 comments:
Well said !
they need Del Bosque back. :) One of my colleagues is a Real Madrid fanatic, and therefore, I got sucked into HER circle of cheering for Real in the Primera Liga. ... Yes, they have a stupid President. He needs a reality check. Egoes do not work in the dressing room!!
And yes, Makelele rules! Bwahha. Even Essien doesn't do as well in that position as Makelele :)
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